The crew was shocked when Nami told them that Sanji was gay...
30 minutes before:
Nami was snooping around in Sanji's room and found a locked box. How suspicious...
It just so happened that she was an expert at picking locks and was very curious.
She eagerly opened the lid and was greeted by.... GAY PORN MAGAZINES??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?
Nami gasped dramatically and fainted because as we all know she is extremely homophobic and this was quite a shock.
Sanji opened the door to his room and bumped into Nami's unconscious body. "Nami-swan?" He looked to her side and saw his box of gay porn magazines had been opened... oh no... she knew.
He sobbed loudly which woke up the homophobic Nami.
"I HATE GAY PEOPLE" She shouted before running to gather the crew.
The present: "Omg Sanji ur gay? we have to send u to conversion therapy!!!" said the religious Chopper. "Being gay is a sin u fucking homosexual" he doused Sanji in holy water and called Maryjois
