A dejected and defeated Sanji entered Mariejois, home to the best gay conversion camp.
Sanji was unpacking his things before heading to the first conversion thing or something when he heard a familiar voice. It was BON CLAY!
Bon clay ballerina-d his way over to Sanji "wanna walk to therapy together?"
Sanji was comforted by Bon Clay's presence and accepted.
"being gay is bad. being gay gets u sent to prison and we'll shout slurs at u. being gay is a sin and jesus will smite not only u but ur entire family." Magellan shouted.
"psst" Bon Clay whispered to Sanji over the sound of Magellan's lecture. "wanna escape?"
Sanji smirked and nodded gayly.