(Quick note:This story will be full of chaos,some drama and romance)
One dreadful morning day,Sanemi woke up with a hangover,seeing their guesthouse messy.He is thirsty and when he saw a bottle of water he drank it.A few moments of drinking,something moved at his mouth,a fish.
The bottle he's drinking at have mini fishes in it."Gosh the fuck-!".Then he heard his phone rang"Oh hello,UHM WHAT?you're gonna cut our water?!Then how are we supposed to run this guesthouse without water?..Could you please give us just one more week I'm sure we could-Hello?HELLO??Ugh.."The other line ended the call.
"Oi Sanemi what's the problem?"A newly woke up Obanai said yawning."We haven't paid our water bill so they called me and said they're gonna cut our water."Sanemi said.Then you could hear someone speaking at the stairs.The one and only Rengoku Kyojuro is full of soap and bubbles and a towel is covering his lower half body.
"OI Shinazugawa Sanemi I told you I hate pranks like this! Now turn on the water you idiot!"Kyojuro said pointing at the wall.He couldn't see because of the bubbles covering his eyes.Obanai just helped him point his fingers at Sanemi correctly."He's over here you dummy."
"We haven't paid the water bills so they cut it off."Sanemi just sighed."What?It couldn't be that high it's just water bill why haven't you paid it huh??"Kyojuro asked a bit annoyed by the fact they haven't paid the water bill."It's 20,000"Sanemi said looking so tired."What?! 20,000?!Damn,I don't even have money for myself."Kyojuro stated.
"This is all your fault you punk!You said if we run this guesthouse,there will be many guests!! Now look at us,too many debts and loans to pay!!"Sanemi said angrily."Well I didn't know there would be global warming and-."Kyojuro replied."Shut up."Sanemi said calmed down a little but stressed."Come on we're 3 men,we can earn 20,000 quickly,so be positive will you."Obanai bluntly said to Sanemi.
"What? Be positive? Ahh so I'm the reason all of us might end up on the streets just a few more weeks HAHH??!!"Sanemi yelled."Be positive my foot."
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As Sanemi enters the room he is gonna clean,he is still mumbling about what Obanai said of being positive."What,how can I be positive in this kind of situation huh??Ugh I'm just gonna clean."
He folded the used blankets of the top bed,then when he removed the curtain of the bottom bed,it revealed a BABY.'Hmm a baby doll?'Sanemi thought.But then the baby moved,that freaked out Sanemi for no reason at all.
"OIIII OBANAI ,KYOJURO COME HEREEEE!!!"He screamed almost at the top of his lungs.The two the hurriedly come to the room Sanemi is at."WHAT IS IT??IS THERE A FIRE??"Kyojuro asked him with his loudest voice."L-look at the bottom bed--."Sanemi kinda stuttered saying the sentence that made the two other flinch,they haven't seen Sanemi this scared.
Kyojuro got the courage to look at the bed to saw a baby."A baby, a baby doll.Why are you so scared?"Kyojuro said while he closed the curtains again."WHAT DO YOU MEAN BABY DOLL ?!IT MOVED EARLIER!!!!"Sanemi yelled again.
"What the hell do you mean?"Kyojuro asked."Look closely shithead!!"Sanemi yelled AGAIN.Kyojuro just opened the curtains again and touched the cheeks of the baby.The baby moved and chuckled a little by what Kyojuro did and looked at the three idiots.
This time all of them flinched and seemed like they're frightened by the fact a baby is all alone at a room."Uh-Maybe the parent is our guest and they just left for a moment.."Iguro said."What kind of a parent would leave a fucking baby alone hah??!!"Sanemi said angrily.
"Besides we don't even have guests this days that's why we drank last night...."
"Maybe they checked in while the two of us are asleep?Oi Kyojuro you didn't drink,so did you see them?
"No I also slept early because I have shooting today-."
"Then go take a look at that bag it may have some contact number or anything."Iguro replied annoyed.
Kyojuro took the bag to only see some diapers,baby formula and some wet wipes."Well this bag doesn't have any number so- what do we do.Do you think they abandoned the baby?"Kyojuro said worried about the baby."Gosh what do we do?!"Sanemi kinda yelled again.
Then the baby started to cry."Gosh look what you did Anger Issues Boi,you go make the baby calm down!"Iguro said."Alright Fine!O-oi what's wrong are you hungry or something-."Sanemi said looking carefully on what might be the reason the baby is crying.The baby just cried more then "Aish look at the diaper maybe she pooped or something!"Kyojuro said while he hits Sanemi on the head.
Sanemi just looked at him angrily and checked the diaper.Before he could open it,there is something soft and a squishy feeling at his fingers."Wait-what is this...."Sanemi said,he slowly pulled out his finger at the diaper.It turns out to be (a chocolate~)the poop of the baby."Oh shit!!!!!!!!"Sanemi screamed seeing the ಠ◡ಠ brown thing~ at his hand."Eww get away from me you fucking idiot!!"Iguro said as he run and hid behind the door.Kyojuro just quickly climed at the top part of the bed."How dumb are you to stick your fingers there huh?!!!"Kyojuro yelled.Sanemi just looked angrily at the two.
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"Ok I'll start now...."Sanemi said surprisingly calm.As he slowly opened the diaper of the baby with gloves ((˘̩̩̩ε˘̩ƪ)),when he saw the baby he quickly placed the diaper back in."Why?Is it a mess??"Kyojuro asked Sanemi."W-well you see the b-baby doesn't have the you know uh- it's a girl..."Sanemi said stuttering."So what's the problem?"Obanai asked this time."Uh- even if s-she is still a baby,I don't think I can change a diaper of a girl-.."Sanemi stuttered again."Woah Sanemi I never knew you're such a gentleman,but JUST DO IT WILL YOU OR SHE WON'T STOP CRYING!!"Kyojuro said and hits Sanemi harder than before."FUCKING FINE I WILL!!"Sanemi yells.
He proceeded to remove the diaper.It's a total mess.All three of them almost puked."WET WIPES OBANAI!!"Sanemi said."Okay wait!!"Obanai kinda panicked but eventually found the wet wipes at the bag."Here!"He handed the wet wipes over to Sanemi.
"A new diaper!"
"Okay here!"
And it already ended.Then all of them sighed at their achievement"Well,it looks like it's not that hard."Sanemi said proud of himself just because he successfully changed a baby's diaper.The joy didn't last long as they heared the baby fart and pooped again.
"Wet wipes..WET WIPESSSS!!!!!"Sanemi screamed.
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I'm gonna end this for now but I will continue this like tommorow or the other day,I'll try to write more at the future chapters enjoy reading this story and I hope ya'll like it
--Author-san♡
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HumorShinazugawa Sanemi together with his sister 'Shinazugawa' Shinobu and friends Rengoku Kyojuro and Iguro Obanai,they run a guesthouse. At a one unfortunate day they found a baby at one of the rooms of their guesthouse.Whose baby is it and what will t...
