𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒, 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐧' 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

𝐀𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐈𝐧 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬

Being best friends with Alice In Chains would include...

A/n: This one was written with all four original members. Much love to Inez tho! As always, let me know if you may want me to write another one that includes Inez after Starr left the band. Also, whenever I see this gif, all I think about is: "I wanna see my long lost uncle györgy!" LOL, that's my favorite Layne moment! Anyways, sorry for rambling. Enjoy!

— Lmfao, so these guys might as well add comedians to their resumés bc they're hilarious

— It's always a good time with AIC

— You're probably closest with Jerry bc you knew him first and that's how you met the rest of the band

— People think ur dating bc you spend literally every second of every day together when he's not working of course

— "You guys make such a cute couple!"
     "Oh no no, we're not together!"
     *walks away before you can even explain

— You spend most of your time tho just doing random stuff like going to the grocery store together, watching movies, chilling at his house while he writes music

— You def always ask him to play guitar for you, which he always laughs at and does anyway

— Getting to spend time with Nona Weisbaum...LOL

— You walked in one time when he was getting into costume and he just awkwardly stopped and was like "I can explain..."

— You always tell him how good his voice is and he just acts like it's no big deal

— Speaking of good voices, that brings us to Layne

— Aw, what a bean, but such a gangster tho

— So since he's kinda quiet, when you two first met, you felt kinda bad bc you didn't want to seem intimidating, but you just wanted him to know he had a friend in you

— One night when you were hanging out having beers with the band, you two starting talking, and you realized how much you had in common

— Since that night, a beautiful friendship was born

— He can be quite silly, but in a Layne type of way (read as chill)

— "My fig is puckered" (LOL, please tell me ya'll know what video I'm talking about!!)

— Y'all def have really deep conversations

— Also, the inside jokes are on another level

— Stealing his crutches when he hurt his foot

— Pushing him around in his wheelchair (extra fast sometimes, oop)

— Being the fashion icon that he is, he acts as your model while you style him

— Calling him silly but cute nicknames to which he always snorts at and laughs

— He's a fantastic listener, so he'll always listen to you ranting or if you need advice

— Now let's move on to Mike...Mike Starr that is (I love you Inez!)

— You are just as close to Mike as the rest of them bc you met him when Jerry introduced you to everyone

— He's super chill so y'all have fun doing anything

— He's the type of friend who will just show up at your house and just hang out

— If you're just cooking or something he'll just be like "what are we having?"

— His sarcasm is top tier so he'll be roasting you in the most elaborate, yet understated ways

— Inside jokes for dayyyyssss

— Braiding his hair without asking bc you know he never cares (he had the most beautiful hair!)

— Somehow, you both can tell that one another has a tiny crush on the other, but neither of you dare mention it

— Sean be spicing it tho bc he's Sean

— Sean is the one in the band who is like your big brother

— He'll make short jokes all the time, and hold things high above your head

— The roasts tho

— Sorry Mike, but he's the sarcasm king in the band

— When you first met him, you weren't exactly sure when he was being serious, which he found hilarious of course

— LOL, side note, remember in "The Nona Tapes" when they asked them what will people notice about the new record when it comes out and Sean yelled, "tHe sOnGs!," bahaha that cracks me up

— But don't be fooled, if you ever need a friend, trust the Kinney man's gotchu

— Another side note, remember on NYE 1992, when they "changed" their names to Garth, Seth, Link, and Brad??? Yeah, I feel like that should tell you a lot about the types of best friends they'd be

— "First of all, why would you guys change your names? Second of all, why would you choose those names?"
"It's our New Year's resolution. Our real names are so boring!" (*an actual explanation given by Layne, LOL!)

— Lol, but all in all, being best friends with AIC would be so much fun!

A/n: Okay...I feel like I should take the time to say that Jerry Fulton Cantrell Jr. is the absolute love of my life. He's the hottest man I've ever seen......

Okay, that's it. That's the end note for this one folks. I hope you enjoyed it!