mystic Uzumaki

chapter 5: Saving Gaara pt 1

Naruto walks into the hokage office. He feels proud that he stood up to his sensei and beat the hell out of him. Not only did he beat his sensei and he managed to get one over the council. He sometimes wonders why Jiji keeps them; they have been nothing but a pain in the ass for years. They made the village weak, which made it hard to admit sasuke was right about that. They erase some history, hid some dark thing, made his life miserable, spoil the bastard, and the academy don't get him started on that.

"Now that you're here Naruto will have some trouble." Tsunade said.

"Is it that Danzo is not dead, because I suspect that as well." Naruto said

"Yes, but that's not it. Temari I'm sad to say this but Gaara has been captured." Tsunade said.

"WHAT!?! Who would do that?" Temari asked.

"My guess is the Akatsuki." Naruto said

"Right in one Naruto." she said.

"Ok, so are we gonna save him or what?" Naruto said.

"Calm down baka, wait for lady hokage to finish." Sakura said, annoyed. She received a middle finger from naruto. Sakura growls she didn't like this new Naruto. She wants her punching bag loyal puppy back.

"Enough you two. But yes Naruto we are planning on sending a team to save Gaara." she said.

"Cool." he said then turned serious."Hokage sama, please let me join in saving my best friend."

"WHAT SASUKE YOUR BEST FRIEND YOU BAKA." Sakura screech.

"SASUKE IS NOTHING BUT A FUCKIGN TRAITOR THAT TRY TO KILL NOT ONCE BUT THREE TIME. YOU FUCKING BITCH. I'M DONE WITH HIM FUCK THAT PROMISE. I WISH I NEVER MADE IT IN THE FIRST FUCKER PLACE." Naruto shouted. He dodge a swing from her and send one of his own at her. Sakura fell on the ground clutching her cheek.

"What the hell, Naruto. I'm a girl you are not supposed to hit a girl." sakura said,

"One: you're not a girl, you're a bitch who's supposed to be a ninja. Two: if you can't a fucking punch then turn in you headband. Three: if you think I'm gonna let you punch me then fuck you bitch." Naruto said. Sakura and Kakashi was about to say something.

"ENOUGH. Sakura, you are a ninja act like it, you hit another member or teammate. I will have your headband, am I clear?" Tsunade said. Sakura nodded. "Kakashi, I don't know what team you're running. But sensei is supposed to discipline them. Not allowed to hit each other. I don't know what the fuck was sensei thinking giving you a team you lazy ass pervet." Tsunade scolded. They both have their heads down. "Now that is over I want to go rescue Gaara. NOW LEAVE!" she shouted. They head to the gate.

At the gate

Naruto and Temari are waiting for Kakashi and Sakura. They were both annoyed at how late they were.

"My Kami, is your sensei always this late?" Temari asked.

"Yep, even in training he was late." Naruto said. " Kakashi is late to almost everything. Remember the chunin exam."

"And the pink haired harpy." she said,

"She is being scolded more by granny. Turns out she did a shitty job at the hospital. And the only reason she wants Tsunade to train her is because of Sasuke." Naruto said.

"Huh?"

"In her fangirl mind, when Sasuke so called returned. He will see how strong she is and confess his love for her but she stupid not to realize that other boys like her." Naruto said

"Wait really?" she asked disbelief

"Yep, and they call me dense." Naruto said,

"Well-"

"Hinata doesn't like me. Because I'm gay, she know it as well. All that so-called stalking was her looking out for me and she witnessed the villager beating me."

"Wow so they have it all wrong then." she said

"Yep." he said.

"What about the blushing?" she asked

"Temari, do realize how hot it is here sometime right." she nodded. "Well there you go. Reason she never takes it off is because of sakura and ino. Because Hinata is more developed and beautiful. Hell, one time Sakura tried to punch Hinata for thinking she was trying to seduce sasuke. She lucky i caught fist or otherwise the entire hyuga clan would have murdered her. Never before have I ever seen both her dad and jiji been so pissed at Kakashi for letting it happen." Naruto explained.

"Wow, is she really gonna punch a sweet girl like Hinata?" she asked

"Yeah, everyone and I mean everyone was pissed at her even ino and sasuke himself was pissed. I don't care how you love someone there are lines you don't cross and what did cross the fucking line." Naruto said, Temari nodded. Now Kakashi and Sakura finally.

"Sorry we're late you se-" Kakshi said.

"Save it, asshole, if dead before we can get to him then you're joining him." Naruto said then teleported them to suna.

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