Why the fuck did I just do that?! I mean, I couldn't have just not answered... I felt like I exploding, I was so nervous so I sat in my room reading rip off fnaf names, humour is my copping method 😭 *1 school week at Franks, 3 Wednesdays at Walmarts, 1 Saturday at Toms, 4 days near Daniel* that made me piss myself enough that I fell onto my bed and... fell.. asleep ? I don't know how but ok. "OPEN THE DOOR, OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR" that's what I woke up to. Someone banging, probably almost smashing, my door and yelling at me to open it. I stuck my middle finger up at the door and struggled to get my clothes on. I made my way by hopping on one leg to the door and finally managed to get myself dressed in time. "What the fuck do u want it's like 6 in the morning." Just a warning, don't wake me up.
"DID U REALLY MEEN WHAT U PUT ON THE LETTER!?" My little short red friend screamed in my face as soon as the door opened, there's fucking spit all over me... ew.
"No it was a joke cuz I'm the fucking devil, what do you think?" I looked at him with one eyebrow raised, I feel like Dwayne Johnson.
He looked confused as fuck, then angry. He was about to yell but I stopped him,
" it's a joke, red boy, I did mean what I wrote on the letter now was that all you came here for or did you just waste 5 minutes of my time?"
If this is what I'm gonna have to live with everyday, then I understand where Falafel is coming from. I started to walk away,
"Uh #1 don't call me red boy, #2 I'm here for a different reason aswell, I brought... ONION"
...what? My heart stopped. I turned around to see him right next to Apple *has he been there the whole time?! Shitshitshitshit, not so confident now r ya🤨*my brain is so helpful !
"Um- Uh... hi.." I spouted out *girl wtf u saying u goofy mf * what am I supposed to say? 😭
"Hi... um- uh so u did mean what u wrote ?"
Literally fighting back tears, I slowly nodded. I actually felt like killing myself.
Fast forward about... 3-4 months? We are not cringey anymore! We can actually talk to each other?!😱 yesterday I showed him the fnaf rip off names! I also told them that I used to be a mechanic so they don't need to ask falafel to fix every single fucking thing they break, which it happens like 7 times a *day*, but other than that, we're good ! I got an acting degree and they work at the dollar store (I'm not American don't come at me) 😀👍
