SHEOGORATH n' HASKILL, ...AND CHEEZE!!!

THE NEW HOLIDAY, and what it brings.

I suck at writing this stuff, but please read.

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It was a normal day in the shivering isles, all was mad and all was fine. Dementia was suicidal, and depressed. And Mania was all happy, and crazy. And the flame of Agon was burning brightly among the two sides. Until all of a sudden.... CHEEZE rain all over the land Sheogorath came happily into the streets riding Haskil on piggy- back. He then declared,

" This is not a sight to be afraid of, or it may be, it is the new holiday, which happens every 2nd of Suns Dusk, CHEEZE hall rain all over the land, that is, except the hill of suicides".

All of the Mania citizens started to get exited and happy, then upset, then happy, then mad again, as the rushed to there home to start painting the new holiday. At the same time, all the Dementia citizens were taking out there umbrellas to start a new annoying and hard to work day. Sheogorath reached up, almost lost his balance (he is still on Haskill) held his hand open a caught a whole goat CHEEZE wheel. He quickly ate half of it and offered it to haskill, who replied

"if you wish my lord"

And ate it without using hands, right there in front of the new sheoth palace. Later when they finally reached the palace, sheogorath rewarded haskill by giving him a pat on the head and a slice of CHEEZE. Haskill went back to his usual spot next to the throne while sheogorath went to see a show he at xedilian. When sheogorath got there he was greeted by the current keeper of the place, and was told what was new. He was told that for the occasion, there was one more button that would be activated, the CHEEZE button, which could only be used on one situation.... so he would have to choose wisely. the first round he chose the mania one, as he watched them go insane trying to fight the huge tree creature. The second one, he chose.... the CHEEZE one and watched the adventures go insane with excitement of being able to open up the cage with the key that they found, and opening up the chest, and being fought by skeletons and all of them dying except for one, who got to finally look the chest and he found CHEEZE inside the chest. He was there for hours trying to figure out what he'd done wrong.

That finished the day for sheogorath so he fell asleep on the steps to new sheoth palace.

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Hey, peoples, thank you sooo much for reading this.