SHEOGORATH n' HASKILL, ...AND CHEEZE!!!

Haskill and the Cheese (romeo & juliet) (story style)

CHEEZE

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It was a normal day in the year 9001 by this time, Sheogorath had already taken over Nirn, and as well, Earth. Today was the day Sheogorath had been waiting for for over 9,000 years. Haskill was going to be married to a giant goat cheese wheel, that had a conscience. Sheogorath knew that Haskill would love to be married to a giant goat cheese wheel, I mean Haskill had a huge frown on his face, he must be in love. The wedding would be amazing, everyone would come to see it, anyone that wouldn't would have their eyes ripped out through her throat. And Haskill wouldn't have to do anything, he could be anywhere, anytime, and Sheogorath could just summon him, as he knows he loves it.

Haskill did love the goat cheese wheel, it was magnificent, in all its glory, CHEESE. It was nice, beautiful, and funny. One night Haskill decided to go and watch a session at Xedilian, there as he watched the adventures get ripped to shreds, he saw something interesting. There was a giant brie cheese wheel, who too had a conscience, Haskill immediately fell in love with it. Completely forgetting about the goat cheese wheel, and about what Sheogorath would probably do to him. He went over to ask the brie cheese if they too loved him as well, which they did. They immediately decided that they should get married together.

The day came when Sheogorath found out about this, He sent out to kill, and eat all the brie cheese in existence, he had been trying to do this for ages, but now was even more determined. Then when Haskill was made gather up some Brie, he accidentally killed a cheese that was close to brie, but wasn't. For this insolence, he was made to spend a whole era in the Fringe. During the time the brie cheese was made to hide in one of Sheogorath's huge containers of brie cheese. When Haskill saw this, he thought that Sheogorath had killed and was about to eat the brie cheese. Out of sadness and depression, Haskill sent out to the world of the living, where he lived a depressed life, and died of old age. This time that Haskill took to die felt like an hour in the shivering isles, but when the brie cheese found out that this had happened (from the hours of Sheogorath crying), they decided to kill themselves by making it so Sheogorath would eat them on that dinner meal. They both died depressed and sad, never to see each other again.