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yfm with a transmasc ! s/o [repost]

[this is a repost from my oneshot book that i unpublished]

pairings: puff puff humbert x reader, deejay x reader, axel chains x reader, benatar x reader

genre: fluff, slight angst ??, headcanons

warnings: mentions of homophobia in puff's and axel's, mentions of transphobia, and needles/shots

request: hello ! how are you ? if youre still taking requests for yfm ; puff puff , deejay , axel and benatar (poly or separate i dont mind !) with a transmasc reader ? :0

requested by: notoriouskuromi on tumblr

a/n: HELLO UR MY FIRST YFM X READER REQUEST HI IM SOOO NORMAL ABT YFM !!! anyways,, i hope u dont mind but i got excited and wrote long (-ish ??) separate headcanons bc i have a lot 2 say abt each of these fucking losers. ALSO TRANS MASC READER 🤤🤤🤤 I AM A TRANS OF GENDER DUDE HELLO !!!

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puff puff humbert:

- i'm going to be real with you for a second, this man has some internalized homophobia. when he's around you he feels all warm and fuzzy on the inside but he keeps trying to convince himself that it means absolutely nothing because there's no way he's gay,, right ?? RIGHT ??

- at some point deejay has to confront him about it because he's getting second hand embarrassment. eventually puff comes to terms with his sexuality and begins to act less weird around you now that he knows what his feelings towards you are

- very straightforward when he asks you out. says some shit like "you're hot, we should date" and you have to resist the urge to clobber him /j

- puff is sooo out of his element when it comes to trans issues. like he has no idea what anything means. the only trans things he knows is shit like "i identify as an attack helicopter" and "my pronouns are nor/mal." knock him upside the head a few times and you're good /j

- if you wear a binder, he's probably going to suck at reminding you to take breaks from wearing it but he's trying his best. "babe, don't forget to let your boobs out."

- if you take testosterone he is NOT helping if you do the shot. he's a pussy and can't do needles.

- if someone is being transphobic towards you or purposely misgenders you he is in attack mode. he will act all tough and confront them about it but it doesn't really do much considering the fact he's 5'5 :') it's the thought that counts. if you ever get upset or shaken up after something like that he'll be sure you remind you how handsome he thinks you are while holding your hand and pressing little kisses to your face. he is so sweet when he's not being an annoying piece of shit /affectionate

- when dysphoria hits you pretty hard, he'll sit next to you and talk about random shit and tell stupid jokes to try and distract you from your thoughts. if you smile or laugh at all, he'll get this stupid prideful grin. or if you want, he's fine with just sitting in silence and holding you as you cry or rant about your feelings. he gives shitty advice but he's surprisingly easy to talk to you.

deejay

- deejay was a little shocked about his feelings for you, but didn't try to suppress it like puff. he actually comes to terms with his sexuality pretty quickly. if he genuinely likes you then that must mean that he's attracted to dudes afterall.

- he'll probably give you a mixtape as a way to ask you out. he puts some songs on it that he knows that you'll like but also conveys his message. he probably writes you a cute message on the label as well <3 if you ever decide to make him a playlist in return, he will listen to it all the time. he thinks it's so sweet that you wanted to return the favor :)