you saw a flash of bright orange fly past your eyes, you turn to see him. so ginger it's blinding. he's like the human equivalent of an orange, "he's perfect😍" you say to yourself. just then your darling eddie poo gets up on stage, "this next song is dedicated to my sugar pie sweetums y/n", his squeaky voice says. so sexy.
he starts to sing "shape of you" whilst busting a seductive move 😉, the way he looks over at you gives you chills 😩. Later on after his performance just for you, he buys you a drink at the local bar, "the flying elbow".
ed: pub names r so beautiful 😘
y/n: i agree sweetie pie baby doll sugar sprinkles 😏😜
ed: i've been thinking 😁
y/n: what 🫢
ed: we were just kids when we fell in love, not knowing what it was 😜😉
y/n: ugh your so hot when you speak facts 😋
ed: i'm glad you think so 😁
just then everything starts to go dark.
you wake up in a dark cold room, a dark figure appears from round the corner,
: you really think i would allow u to get away with this
y/n: who are you 😡
: tis i, justin timberlake
y/n: you! 🫢😩😳
justin: how dare you take my ed away from me
y/n: your affair happened 5 years ago, drop it, ed is mine
justin: i don't think so, i have him, locked in my back seat.
justin: i tried to put him in the boot but that fat arse was just too big to handle 😖🤤
y/n: let him go👺
justin: no.
It was too much, there was no way you could get past him😨🫢
just then Britney spears appears from the window.
