Did Shatrughan actually dupe Bharat into buying him a palace? Was Lakshman actually adopted from Asmaka? Is Ram currently banging his head on the door because the twins have struck again? I don't know. But this book sure does.
Incorrect Ramayan Quot...
Bharat *puts on bandaid*: It'll be alright, bhaiyya. Don't worry.
Ram: That's nice, Bharat.
Bharat: ...
Ram: Where's my complimentary poem?
Bharat: Uh-
Ram: Please.
--
Ram: Hey La-
Lakshman: WHO DARED TOUCH YOUR FINGER LIKE THAT? THE SAME THING WILL HAPPEN TO THEIR THROAT-
Ram: Laksh, it's a paper cut-
Lakshman: I, RAMANUJ LAKSHMAN, WAGE WAR ON ALL PAPERS!
Ram: No, please don't-
Lakshman: AND ALL TREES!
Ram: No, wait, think about Bharat-
Lakshman: WAS BHARAT AN ACCOMPLICE TO THIS?
--
Ram: Shatru.
Shatrughan: Yes, bhaiyya?
Ram: See, I got a paper cut.
Shatrughan: And what did you do for that paper to cut you?
Ram: Wha-
Shatrughan: Because from my expertise, that's a cut in self-defense!
Ram: ...
Shatrughan: WOOOOAHH, bhaiyya. That's a scandal!
Shatrughan: Paperkind is revolting!
Shatrughan: What do you have to say on this matter.
Ram: I-
Ram: No comment.
--
Lakshman: I HAVE TO FIGHT ALL PAPERS EVERYWHERE!
Bharat *clears throat*: ...
Bharat: Well, strictly speaking, papers come from trees, so you'd have to fight them. And trees come from the ground, do you'd have to fight that. And the ground is part of the Earth, so you'd have to fight that. And the Earth is our home, so you'd have to fight us. And we're innocent, and Ram bhaiyya is the protector of all things innocent, so you'd have to fight him.
Bharat: And I like painting trees.
Lakshman: ...
Bharat: But yes.
Bharat: Strong sentiments.
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A/N-I drew Ram from kataksavishikha
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But this was before reading Amita's amazing pearls chapp, so now I have to make a drawing with 10x the amount of pearls.
