puff saw that tig was cheating on him with morbius!!! puff said "what the fuck tig" and tig said "its morbin time puff puff" then morbed out of the world with morbius.
puff cried and drove the band bus to morbdonalds i mean mcdonalds to eat a small mac which exist now stfu
he walked into morbdonalds i mean mcdonalds and saw that the cashier was... xploshi!!! his first ex from shit fart middle school! puff gasped and said "xploshi..." and xploshi responded with "oh hi puff puff cumbert"
YOU ARE READING
hes hot?!?! (xploshi x puff puff)
Romanceswear warning ofc THIS IS A SATIRE CRACKSHIP IM SORRY YALL DONT LET XPLOSHI SEE THIS
