Leo: Oh no not this question agai-
Hazel: OF COURSE! I know what an iPhone is! I mean what kind of a mortal doesn't
Frank: Hazel you didn't know what it was until Leo and I told you a little while ago.
Hazel: SHUT UP- Oh my gods! I just hit 5 followers on Instagram. Er who's @hicupcakes?
Leo: Sounds like Coach Hedge
Hazel: And who's @pernicoforever?
Jason: That would be me.
Nico: *punches Jason* come with me *drags him off*
Percy: What's Pernico?
Jason: *escapes from Nico* ITS- *gets dragged off again*
Nico: Nothing
Percy: Okay...
Hazel: OMG 6 FOLLOWERS ON INSTAGRAM AM I INSTA-FAMOUS YET?
Percy: No Hazel, I have 2.1m Followers. I'm Insta-Famous. *puts shades on* WAIT WHO HACKED ME OH MY GODS
Octavian: Muahahahahaha...
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Percy Jackson Jokes 2
RandomThe swakle to my first Percy Jackson Jokes book -_- note: Not all these jokes are mine I just compile dem all for you to read! <3 Don't forget to vote, comment and follow!
