Jason: You defeated Kronos! That's so cool!
Percy: Yeah but dude you can fly! You're like a blonde superman or something!
Jason: But you can breathe underwater!
Percy: Didn't you ride a dragon?
Meanwhile...
Piper: Does Percy have a thing for blondes?
Annabeth: Shut up!
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Percy Jackson Jokes 2
RandomThe swakle to my first Percy Jackson Jokes book -_- note: Not all these jokes are mine I just compile dem all for you to read! <3 Don't forget to vote, comment and follow!