The Seven Sussy Simps

Haha

King: HAHA BAN YOUR SO STUPID.

Ban: I'm not just tell me what it means!

Diane: You really don't know what a cherry is? And here I thought you knew more than I did.

Ban: I do know what it is!

Diane: *giggle* then what is it?

Ban: A fruit.

Diane: BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Meliodas: Shut the fuck up.

Diane: NO IT'S TOO FUNNY...

Meliodas: Why the fuck are you making so much noise.

King: Someone woke up on a heated pillow.

Meliodas: You shut up Elizabeth was sleeping and I was too.

King: You were NOT sleeping.

Ban: Don't change the subject with the Captain being here WHAT IS A MOTHERFUCKING CHERRY.

Meliodas: You idiot.

 Ban: YOU KNOW TOO!?

Meliodas: Yea I got rid of Elizabeth's a few hours ago.

Ban: Wait a minute.

Diane: AHAHAHHAHA

Meliodas: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.

Ban: I still don't really get it just give me a definition.

Meliodas: It's a form of slang for a piece of skin.

Ban: Really? That's all it is? You made me feel like an idiot for nothing?

Meliodas: It's hymen.

Ban: I stand corrected.

This is coming from a person who recently had to help one of my gworl besties figure out what a  cherry was 😊 anyways bye I tried to make this funny but maybe the funny isn't working out so I'll try doing something sussy next