The Seven Sussy Simps

How dare you question my love life

Set in season 2 (on netflix it's season 3 but like whatevs)

It was a breezy day in Britannia, nothing special.

Inside the Boar Hat Tavern were the Seven Deadly Sins.

They were having a bit of a weird argument.

Diane: I don't see why you have to look up Elizabeth's skirt every second of the day, It's become a regular thing!

Meliodas: If it's a regular thing why are you of all people complaining?

King: What do you mean "you of all people"?

Meliodas: Wasn't Diane the one who wanted Elizabeth to confess to me?

Diane: Yea, but I was hoping you'd have slightly better manners to your girlfriend!

King: If you just wanted to touch the princess why would you date her?

Meliodas: How dare you question my love life...

King: I can question you if I want to!

Meliodas: Says the one who fantasizes about Diane naked!

King: Did Gowther tell you that?

Gowther: I didn't take any part of this.

Diane: King what the fuck...?

Meliodas: Honestly it was just a hunch.

Ban: Okay where is this going-?

 That's the end of my lil mini story hope you like it so far 😍