hello my dear sinners this is a fluff! this also contains gender-fluid which means that any gender can read. Also this contains course language! so take care and please enjoy!!
From,♧Author/A♧
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It was just a regular day at your job. That was until a fucking kArEn came to the counter.
"Hi uhm I'm looking for a spray tan"
She looked nice and innocent so I was like "oh I'm super sorry miss we ran out just now!"
She looked at me disgusted, "uhh what do you mean you guys ran out I just saw that man right there walk out with one in his bag!" She gave me a dirty look, I sighed ''ma'am unfortunately he grabbed the last one but we have more shades or tans of red in that ai-'' you tried to negotiate but no, she acted like a spoiled brat, like shut the fuck up I never wanted to work here. You sighed once more '' If you want i can check the back, BUT no funny business bitch'' you said it with such sas that she just scoffed.
As expected you checked the back and no red spray tan ' time to prove that bitch that shes not so entitled-' your thoughts were cut off when you saw the register all of the cash swept clean. ' Man i never should've left.''
later when you got home
''Alastor!! I'm home!'' you say walking into your mansion taking the elevator (that you guys barely use) to the second floor. '' Alastor I'm back-'' before you continued your sentence you stopped talk because in front of you was Alastor cuddled up in a blanket sleeping. 'OMG HE'S SO CUTEEE' you thought, trying your best not to let out a squeal. You silently took out your phone and took MILLIONS of pictures of him sleeping. Wanting more angles, you came closer to him on the couch. That was when you were swept off your feet onto the couch beside him ' GAWD DAMN I MARRIED THE RIGHT MAN' you thought as you silently embraced him back.
bonus:
" Alastorrr i need some blanket tooooo" you say half asleep while Alastor was awake and tugging it away from you every chance he got.
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Ałastør x Řēadēr -Øne-shøts-
Fanfichello sinners I'm your author but you can also call me 'A'! this book is for alastor x reader. If you request to me then I can do they/them pronouns and more! I can write smut... but only if it's requested because this book mainly focuses on fluff...
