(Also a small 5x7 (Faye x Simon) warning. If you don't like 5x7, please respectfully leave)
"Who is it this time?" Teresa answers, still holding the megaphone in front of her face. Everyone gasped. "What is so shocking? Is there something on the news?"
Faye smacks her forehead. "You're still holding the megaphone. Just hurry up and get Simon!"
"Alright, alright. Chill."
At The Theater
"Alright, so explain to me what happened." Teresa gets all into character.
"Um, yeah-. So-, me and Theodore were just chilling in the theaters, pretending there were audiences. And he was doing a tango by himself, which made me laugh and I accidentally smacked him and he just became stone-." Faye points at the statue to Theodore. He had a quite 'interesting' expression on his face. Sort of like, happy and sad face.
"Okay, sorry but not to be rude or anything. But how come it's only people with one eye? It's like they have some magical power behind their other eye." Teresa states.
"Oh, my eye patch? It's just an accessory."
"Oh."
Tap. Faye looks around and sees Simon about to tap Faye again.
"Oh, sorry. Just testing if I turn into rock too. In fact, why not try tapping me instead?"
"You're gonna risk being a stone statue too?" Faye says all worried.
"Oh, you shouldn't be worried about him. Just before you came to us, he was planning to turn me into stone." Teresa glares at Simon.
"I mean, you're the one who started it." Simon responds back.
"DID NOT!"
"I'm not gonna go back and forth over something stupid. Lets just bring the body of Theodore to the lab."
"Does somebody need help?" says some voice trying to be heroic out of somewhere. Behind the curtains stood.. Eliza!
"How'd you even get here?!" Teresa sort of started to panic. "Are you like the ghost of him OR WHAT?!"
"I was just walking along by but then I saw you guys with some grey body and I knew that you would need to carry them to the lab."
"Sort of suspicious but alright." Teresa gives Eliza a glare this time and leads Eliza to the lab.
Back at the Lab
The four of the people just awkwardly stand around 3 petrified people. Teresa still continues to glare at Eliza. Then an idea pops out of her.
"Oh, Eliza, anyways, we need someone to experiment with to find a cure somehow. Don't you mind if you can help us?" Eliza just suddenly bows then and salutes then walks out of the door. "Amazing."
Simon and Faye continues to stare at Teresa then each other back and forth.
"Well so-" Simon finally cuts the silence. "If people really don't want to turn into stone, we should probably isolate you and Winnie somewhere."
"I understand, Simon. Oh, and you said you wanted to tap me for some reason?"
"Er, yeah."
"Go ahead."
Teresa just stood there, watching these two lovebirds talking about experimentation. So this bored little "third-wheeler" knew what to do. Just as Faye was about to give Simon an awkward tap, Teresa just pushed her into Simon and ran away yelling. "I'LL GO GET WINNIE!"
#TeresaTheBestThirdWheeler
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