= One week goes by since Xander transferred to Royal Woods Elementary, beat Chandler, and became a new addition to the friend group of Lincoln Loud. Since his transfer, the vibe of the school changed. Royal Woods Elementary has become a lot more peaceful, all the usual bullies who roam the hallways, have stopped their usual antics, because they all fear Xander. It's a Friday afternoon at Royal Woods, and School just ended, and currently, we see Lincoln, Clyde, and Xander, all walking home together, talking as usual.=
Lincoln: Xander, it's like you main the whole smash roster.
Xander: What? No way, it's impossible to main the whole roster, especially since there are plenty of characters in smash that I don't even like, such as Wario, Steve, and that stupid plant.
Lincoln: Dude, you beat Rusty's DK, his literal MAIN...with Jigglypuff...a character you don't ever use.
Xander: I mean... He got close to beating me at least. I had to be careful because that swole ape would've sent Jigglypuff to oblivion, with his big ass hands.
Clyde: You even beat my Rosalina, with Wii Fit Trainer. *Clyde sighs*
Xander: *Sweats nervously*
Clyde: *Clyde slumps his head down in disappointment* I don't deserve to call myself a Rosalina main...
Xander: Hey now, don't go saying all that, just keep labbing with her until you get better. I didn't get this good at Smash overnight, took a lot of practice. By the way, I've been meaning to ask, Clyde. What made you want to main Rosalina?
Lincoln: *Lincoln sighs heavily, because he knows exactly why*
Clyde: Well Xander, it's simple really... It's because she closely resembles the most beautiful girl in the world, the girl of my dreams.
Xander: Woah, This chick must be a real cutie, if you're willing to main a character that looks like her. So then, Clyde... Who's the lucky lady?
Clyde: Her name... is Lori Loud, and her beauty knows no equal!
Xander: Hold on...Lori Loud? As in, she's related to Lincoln?
Lincoln: *he sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose* Yeah... see... Clyde has a major crush on my oldest sister, Lori... in fact, I'd go as far as to say he's obsessed with her.
Clyde: He's not wrong.
Lincoln: Despite Lori being WAY out of your age range, and having a boyfriend... he still tries to get with her. Out of my 10 sisters... he had to pick the oldest one.
Xander: Damn, how old is Lori?
Lincoln: She's 17
Xander: Oh hell... even if Clyde managed to pull that, she'd catch a case when she turns 18. *Xander starts laughing*
Clyde: Then I'll just wait until I'm 18, my quest for Lori will not be stopped!
Xander: Well...you're a persistent one Clyde, I can respect that. (But his simp level is over 9000... we'll have to work on that.)
= Xander was so focused on Clyde and his obsession with Lori, it took him a few moments to process what Lincoln said, then the realization hit him harder than a Warlock Punch from Ganondorf.-
Xander: YOU HAVE TEN SISTERS??!!!
Lincoln: Yup...
Xander: Man... I know that shit must be rough... any brothers?
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Shadow of a Loud (A Loud House NSL Fanfic)
FanfictionA Loud House fanfic based on the episode No Such Luck, however the story will take place some time before that event transpires. Lincoln Loud has a strange dream about his family, Until he is saved by a mysterious dark figure before he awakens from...
