TINDER SONG . BAKUGOU

♯ dilf mania

Today 3:51 AM

you
hi! 😊

shouta
hello👋🏻

you
wow well that was a fast
response

you
what are you doing up so
late 🤨

shouta
i could ask the same for you 🤔

you
i'm having a move night with
my roommates :)

you
a few of them have started to
fall asleep though

shouta
oh, i'm doing the same thing
with my daughter right now

you
YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER???

you
how old is she?????

shouta
yes, from my previous marriage

shouta
thought you would have seen that in
my profile lol

shouta
she's 10 by the way

you
i mean, i definitely LOOKED
but all i saw was a hot guy and
swiped right 😔

shouta
hope you're not doing that
for every guy

you
NO NO NO trust me
i'm not getting that much
luck on here

you
the only other guy i
matched with blocked
me recently... 🥲

shouta
that's a damn shame

shouta
looks like he's missing out

you
THANK YOU :$:?$:&

shouta
just stating facts

you
how old r u btw??

shouta
yeah i can definitely tell you
didn't look at my profile

shouta
that should be one of the main
things you look at y'know?

you
IM SORRY

you
at least take in the fact that
i simply swiped because i found
you attractive

shouta
i do

you
WAIT

shouta
?

you
HOLY SHIT

you
I FOUND MYSELF A DILF

you
IVE WON

shouta
lol

shouta
behave yourself

you
YOU'RE SO hdksgsks

you
UM WOW

you
anyways back to what i was saying

shouta
i'm 36

you
YOU'RE 36???

shouta
yeah.

you
it's okay no one has to know
bbyboi 😭🙏

shouta
don't call me bby boi

shouta
i'm not your fucking spanish
teacher don't do that

you
hola como estas shorty 😭💔

you
MARRY ME

shouta
whoa

you
OKAY don't block me IM JOKING

shouta
i'd have to take you out on a
date first at least

you
oh

you
OH???

you
are you asking me out rn??

shouta
that's what taking you out
means, right?

you
well, it could also mean
trying to kill me so i have
to make sure 🤔

shouta
do you want to go or not? 😒

you
YES

shouta
good.

shouta
i'll pick you up at 8 tonight

you
cooool

you
see you tonight then

shouta
goodnight

you
night!! ☺️