The kids:Daddy! WE WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU MET MOMMY!
Sanemi:How I met your mother? It went something like this.
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It was a party when they were in college.Uzui was on the phone which was on speaker.
Uzui:Dude where are you!?
Obanai:We are coming Misturi's friend is driving like a maniac.
???:Stfu I'll leave you on the side of the rode!
Uzui:Ooo was that her sounds fiesty, maybe Sanemi can have at her.
Sanemi:No thanks I am good with my girl.
Yes Sanemi was in a relationship. WITH A HOE.she was sitting next to him.
The Hoe:Yeah cool babe I am going outside.
She left.
Obanai:Sanemi dude I told you to break up with her.
Sanemi:I can't get rid of her!
Obanai:Let Misturi's friend drive her off, hey what was your name again.
???:Tomioka and you don't get a first name.
Misturi:It is Tomioka Giyuu.
Tomioka:Wow thanks Misturi. And what do you want me to do.
Uzui:I don't know scare this girl away make sure she hates everyone here.
Shinobu:Humiliate her?
Obanai:Yeah that'll work.
Tomioka:Okay! WE ARE HERE NOW GET TF OUT OF MY CAR!
Obanai hung up and they made it inside with a girl.
She had long layered black hair that was tied into a low ponytail she had a simple tight dress on and black platforms.
The hoe walked in and guess what she also was wearing a tight dress but it looked better on Tomioka than her.
The Hoe:Ugh! WTH! Idk who you are but you need to leave and change trashy hoe!
Tomioka:Ew who tf is this yelling in my face.
Th Hoe:Wait Tomioka!?
Tomioka:Yes! How the fuck did you kn-.....this bitch not for real.
The girl took off her earrings and shoes and was tying her hair up like she was going to fight Tomioka.
Misturi:Hoe don't do it she'll kick your ass!
Sanemi:Yeah hey maybe this is not a good idea so sit your ass down.
The hoe:Sit down hottie this is some unfinished business from high-school.
Tomioka:Highschool? HIGHSCHOOL! I remember you bitch!
Tomioka slapped her.
Uzui:OH shit!
Tomioka:That's for sleeping with every single boyfriend I had! This is for still sleeping with half of them!
Tomioka kicked her.
Sanemi:Still?
Tomioka:Yeah i ran into one of those ex's recently and they said they were engaged to you!
Tomioka:Here one more for you hottie~
She kicked her again.
She got up grabbed her stuff and ran.
Sanemi was red he felt someone type of way when she said that.
Uzui:Eww what a hoe. Here a drink m'lady~
Tomioka glared at him and snatched the drink out of his hand and sat on the couch next to Sanemi.
Tbc
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How I Met Your Mother?
Fiksi PenggemarSanemi is playing with his and Giyuu's kids. They both ask him how they met each other, Sanemi tells them the story of how Giyuu was mean and cold and that put Sanemi in a trance of love.
