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The night went smoothly for about 30 minutes. Only for about 30 minutes.

The door suddenly got knocked down.

All of them stared at the dude who did it.

Tomioka:Ugh why are you here.

The ex:Giyuu! Hey how you been!?

The Hoe:Hey! THATS NOT WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE!

The ex:Yeah I know but you didn't tell me Giyuu would be here.

Tomioka:You don't get to use my first name anymore.

The ex:Aww your still not mad about me cheating you know I didn't mean it.

He had walked infront of her and grabbed her hand.

She was glaring at him and she got up snatched her hands away, then she slapped him and kneed him in the balls.

Uzui:Damn dude that hurt me.

The Hoe:Ugh I made you come here to neat up my ex and you end up getting your ass kicked by this trashy Hoe.

Uzui:Yeah thats enough get out before I call the cops.

The Hoe was throwing a fit but as soon as the ex was able to get up he dragged her out of there.

They all just tried to have as much fun as they could incase she came back to bother them.

They all drank and what have you not.

Tomioka at some point went to her car and fell asleep in there.

Sanemi who only lives right next door saw her and got her out of the car and brought her to his house.

He put her in his bed and knocked out on the couch.

The next morning.

Tomioka:Where am I?

She got up out of the bed and went into the livingroom.

Tomioka:Oh....

There was Sanemi passed out on the couch.She went up to him and pushed a strand of hair out of his face.

He woke up to that.

Tomioka:OH I'm so sorry..

They kinda just stared at each other for a second.

Tomioka:Uh I'll just go...

She was about to get up but was stopped by Sanemi grabbing her hand.

Tomioka:*Why did he do that?*

Sanemi:*Why did I do that?*

Sanemi:um....Thank you for getting rid of my ex last night.

Tomioka:No problem...I guess..

They kinda just stared at each other Sanemi still holding her hand. It got awkward real quick so he stood up and let go of her.

Sanemi:Would you like some coffee or something?

Tomioka:oh um sure I would like some coffee.

Sanemi:How do you take it?

He said while walking to the kitchen.

Tomioka:Black nothing else.

Sanemi froze and turned around.

Sanemi: Do you like just straight up black coffee?

Tomioka:Yes....

Sanemi:Nope I am going to give you something better than black coffee.

Tomioka:Ok...wait? What's wrong with black coffee?

Sanemi:It is bitter and it is what old ugly mean people drink ad news flash your not old fairly young looking not to mention your stunning and well you can be quite mean.

He turned around and saw that Tomioka was red.

Sanemi:You okay?

It took him a minute before he realized what he said.

He turned back around real fast and made her a coffee that had creamer and sugar in it.

Sanemi:Um here....

He handed it to her and she took it gently.

He watched her take a sip.

Tomioka:it's sweet....

Sanemi:Yes maybe you'll be nice from now on if you keep drink this.

She just smiled and kept drinking it.

He smiled aswell and they spent their morning drinking coffee and talking.

(NO I DON'T THINK PEOPLE WHO DRINK STRAIGHT UP BLACK COFFEE ARE OLD,UGLY, AND MEAN. I WAS JUST SAYING THAT FOR THE STROY.)

TBC.

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