Sex Addict//Calum Hood

One-Sammy's

I.

Calum's Pov

It was mid-afternoon when I stepped into the run-down diner across from the Kwik Shop. They called it Sammy's. It had been here since I was a little kid. 

My mom used to bring me here all the time after she'd gotten off work and was too lazy to cook dinner.

My childhood was filled with memories of many unhealthy nights of eating double cheeseburgers and fries.

Every kid's wish was to indulge in eating cheap, high carb, fast food. I got tired of it eventually.

The memories faded quickly as I sat at mine and my best mate Michael's booth. We were regulars. 

Sammy's was one of our many hang out spots to pass time. 

Every time we came we got the same thing. 

We always had the same waitress. Her name was Amanda and every day she would shamelessly flirt with Michael. 

She was a goody-two-shoes sophomore. She's probably never slept with anyone before. 

It was fun watching Michael get flustered over a virgin sophomore.

I waited for Michael as he took his time getting here. He finally pulled in thirty minutes after me.

"Dude are you ever not late?" I questioned furrowing my brows

"I didn't know we had a specific time to meet dog face." Michael answered

"We meet at the same place everyday genius." I interjected rolling my eyes

"Sorry, you know my car is shitty. Its a piece of junk like you Calum." Michael replied smirking

"Your breath smells like dick asswipe." I said jokingly

"Man Stripper."

"Cock Sucker."

"Mom Fucker."

"Nice one Clifford. I'd like to see you say that in front of a girl, big red dog." I chortled laughing

"Fuck you Cal." Michael answered looking away smiling

"Although I would enjoy fucking your mom sometime." I roared grinning

"Ha, we both know you'd rather be fucking Gigi Hadid six ways from Sunday." Michael joked

"Damn you know me well mat." I answered laughing messing with my phone case

"We both know you're not over her yet." Michael replied motioning Amanda over

Before I got a chance to respond Amanda came bustling over looking like she was about to serve Michael's meat on a plate.

"So what will it be boys?" Amanda asked flashing Michael a flirty grin

"The same as always Amanda." I answered quickly  still looking down at my phone

"What will you have Michael baby?" Amanda continued grinning

"Uh, I guess a cheeseburger and a coke?" Michael replied with a flustered look on his face

We were both seventeen and seniors and she still didn't know what we ordered after she'd been working here for a year.

"Sure thing Clifford." Amanda replied cooly

"Wow, you are definitely whipped, my friend. You still haven't made a move." I said snorting

"Jesus Calum. She's so innocent. You know I don't fuck with virgins" Michael whispers with a sad look

"Bullsh*t you just don't want to ruin her first time because you're scared she'll judge your tiny d&ck." I joked 

"Yeah, yeah whatever you say fuck boy." Michael snickered

Amanda brought our food after that, still profusely flirting with Michael. 

I ordered a plate of cheese fries and a sprite.

"You're obsessed with Coke Mike." I giggled into hiccups

"And you're obsessed with sexual intercourse, but I'm not complaining." Michael responded

"Yeah but, only because you get the girls after." I answered eating a cheese fry

"Well, your arent' wrong. That reminds me, tonight we should get some babes at Luke's party." Michael put in

"Hopefully, it's a good party. You never know what Luke's got up his sleeve. He still has to do that dare he promised." I responded

"I can't wait. I'm going to get fuucked up man." Michael replied taking a sip from his soda

"I just hope I don't see Gigi there. Fuck. That will be the death of me. I don't want her to think I'm just some, some-" I said until I was interrupted by Michael

"You mean Sex Addict? You don't want her to see you as a sex addict? Your such a sexual predator Calum." Michael giggled like a schoolgirl while choking on his soda

"Shut the fuck up, fuck boy." I answered back slapping Michael's arm

"THE BEST DAMN FUCK BOY YOU EVER MET B*TCH." Michael began screaming throughout the diner before sitting back down

"Whoa, calm your itty bitty dick Mikey before your pecks fall off." I replied full-blown laughing

"You're just jealous that chicks like me better" Michael interjected fixing his hair

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