Taekook One-Shots (Top Kook version)

Chaos ✔️

A/N: Since you guys had angst and heavy two chapters, I'll TRY to make a funny one. The title speaks for itself. Chaos!

Lots of cursing btw. I know you don't care, what's the point anyways? lol. The pictures aren't mine, credit goes to the rightful owner/s.

So, meet the new character for the chapter: 은하 Eunha (Galaxy)

3rd person POV

Jungkook and Taehyung were cuddling on their bed early morning when they heard Tannie and Bammie barking.

"Argh~" Jungkook groaned as he cuddled more into Taehyung, wrapping his arms protectively over the youngest.

They were happily married for a year now. Jungkook is a 29-year-old interior designer while Taehyung is a 28-year-old painter. Their lives were perfect. Even though they got nasty looks when they step out from time to time, who cares? As long as they were happy with themselves, it was all that mattered.

"Go shut the mouths of your babies Taehyung!" Jungkook said getting irritated by the loud noises.

"They aren't mine. They are of those bitches who gave birth to them. Are you calling me a bitch Koo?" Taehyung said, trying to hint at some anger in his tone which he rather failed as he could only whisper those words sleepily into Jungkook's chest.

"What the fuck Taeehyung? No. You are an adorable little puppy. My puppy. " Jungkook said, sleepily hugging the boy close, tryna ignore the dogs who are busy tryna bark their souls out.

"Jeon Bam left the chat." Taehyung chuckled to Jungkook's chest and stayed like that for a few more seconds before deciding to check why their 'children' are barking early in the morning.

"I should go check why those idiots are barking early in the morning," Taehyung said getting up from the bed with a sigh, pushing Jungkook off himself which in return he got a whine for. Jungkook whined and rolled over in annoyance but decided to hug Taehyung's pillow and fall back asleep.

"Coming!!" Taehyung shouted at the dogs who are probably somewhere in the living room where the main door is, on the first/ground floor.

"Geez, the dogs these days," Taehyung said as he watched the two dogs jumping and barking as much as they could at the door.

Taehyung put his eye on the peephole and looked if there is someone, but no, no one was there.

"No one is there bitches, calm down," Taehyung said to the dogs who ignored Taehyung and continued their barking.

"What now? Do you wanna go out? We walk you guys in the evening, remember? Jungkook and I are not as active in the morning you idiots, fucking shut up please." Taehyung said and turned to leave the annoying dogs to tire themselves out after their 'barking at a random ghost who happened to wander around to disturb the sleep of his' only to be stopped due to an ear-splitting scream.

In other words, a cry of a baby who woke up from his peaceful nap at the doorstep of Taehyung and Jungkook's because of barking dogs.

Taehyung's eyes went wide as he halted in his movements.

"SIT," Taehyung ordered the dogs who immediately obeyed the owner. But didn't stop barking though. They rarely order their dogs because whatever the shit they might say, they love their dogs like their own children to a point that they only order them if it is necessary. Otherwise, the two humans felt sad that they had to obey them and it felt kinda out of place like the family is split into some king era where humans are the king and dogs are the slaves. They loved the dogs unconditionally.