3rd person POV
Nope, it is totally normal to find Jungkook and Taehyung dancing with little Eunha in Taehyung's arms, right after Eunha is awake.
Why?
"AA! SHAKE YO FUCKING ASS! SHAKE IT! SAMINA NA EE EE! WAKA WAKA EE! EE! SAMINA MINA SAANAKAREWA! THIS TIME FOR AFRICAA!"
"IT'S SOME INNER INNER AIR AIR, BITCH!"
"HOW WOULD YOU KNOW, BITCH!?"
"I SAW IT IN A MEME, BITCH!"
"STOP CURSING, FUCKER!"
"YOU STOP CURSING FIRST, MOTHERFUCKER!"
If the dogs could speak, they'll tell you how disappointed they are with their humans.
What exactly happened?
Because Eunha HATES it when he is being awoken, even if he just wakes up to him peeing in himself or just routine waking up without any disturbance, he hates to be woken up.
So, to distract him, they dance. And dancing never goes right.
"I won't even be surprised his first words would be a curs-," Jungkook muttered.
"OOOHHH!!! IT'S ENHYPEN!
IDJSBSKSBFA KA DAZE DAZE DAZE! CAN'T CONTROL MY BODY DANCE DANCE DANCE!
HBSKJFHWUIFHWFHJ *SCREECH*
JHBAGGAHIUQIUQJJKA *SCREECH*
KGAGHAHAH CARNIVAAL VAAL VAAL!"
Yup, Taehyung.
And the next thing they heard was a loud ass wail.
"Oh, the baby is hungry...Let dada feed you! Your papa must be holding you tight, or... he stinks right? Gimme Eunha, you stinky ass!" Jungkook went up to Taehyung and took the baby out of his hold.
"It was what you said the day before last night, do you want me to quote? 'Ahh, Taehyungie~ Ahh~ You taste so delicious! Mm~ Tae-" Taehyung was cut off by a quick peck.
"That you were. But you pooped in the morning today, so, you stink." With that Jungkook ran off to the kitchen leaving a fuming Taehyung behind.
"FEED OUR BITCHES WHILE I FEED OUR MONKEY!" Jungkook shouted from the kitchen.
"JEON FUCKING JUNGKOOK YOU ARE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME FOR A MONTH! I AM BANNING YOU FROM TOUCHI-"
"WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!" Dogs interrupted him knowing it is time for their food.
"SEE... EVEN MY PUPPIES KNOW THAT IT IS NOT POSSIBLE FOR JEON TAEHYUNG TO AVOID JEON JUNGCONDA! HAHA!" Jungkook shouted from somewhere inside the house to Taehyung who was still in the living room and don't even ask me how Jungook translated what the dogs said.
"Shut up bitches." Taehyung said.
"HA! RIGHT TAE! SHUT UP BITCHES!" Jungkook came to the living room with one hand holding Eunha securely to his chest and he fed the little boy milk with the bottle in his other hand and plopped down on a sofa.
"It was meant for you too." Taehyung glared at the older.
"Eunha baby... Did you hear anything? No? Right! It's just some bitches barking."
"Jungkook I swear to god-"
"AAAAND did I tell you how much I love your papa, Eunha? Yeah, he is my everything. My adorable mochi! Nah, my mochi is Jiminie so my adorable bear!!! Yup, my cute fluffy bear..." Jungkook hurriedly added extra butter.
Taehyung just silently eyed him. "Him" as in a nervous Jungkook who was internally praying that Taehyung would forget about the no sex for month part.
Later that night
"Don't touch me fucker. I still remember!"
Ouch.
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Word count: 540
hehe...
I'll just keep chaos chapters short. Limited to one or two scenes :) Because long is boring.
I'm sorry for the short chapter :(
I think I am better off writing angst than humor.
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