Deal with Cthulhu

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Arlo: Cthulhu! Text me

Isen: Wtf

Cthulhu: Interesting turn of events

Sera: It's 4 am go to sleep

Isen: Technically your weaker than I am rn lol

Sera: I'd still beat your ass

Blyke: True lol

Isen: Bruh

Arlo and Cthulhu private messaging

Cthulhu: So tell me boy what is it you want? Power? Money?

Arlo: I want to get everyone in the group chat into a ship

Cthulhu: Why?

Arlo: Reasons

Cthulhu: It's not free

Arlo: What do I have to do?

Cthulhu: You must

Cthulhu: Tell me why you want this

Arlo: That's really what you want???

Cthulhu: My thoughts exactly

Arlo: Fine

Arlo: If the people above me in the hierarchy are in relationships then I can be in one

Cthulhu: Arlo, Mighty defense king, Is a hierarchy reliant bitch

Arlo: Fuck you

Cthulhu: Either way, I'll grant your wish

Arlo: ...

Arlo: So you are a genie?

Cthulhu: Mother fu-

The next day

John: CECILE!

Cecile: huh

John: hi

Cecile: Hi?

2 hours later

Isen: I got a new article idea!

John: Sera won't talk to me

Remi: ???

Isen: No that's not my idea

John: No ****

Arlo: Hilarious

Isen: Arlo leads cult of Cthulhu!

Arlo: No I don't!

John: No one cares

Cecile: Someone is very moody

Isen: Oh I'm always in a mood 😏

Remi has deactivated censor

Cecile: God damnit Isen

Remi has activated censor

John: Why have you never deactivated censor for me?

Remi: cuz you curse unnecessarily

Remi: Cecile said what had to be said

Blyke: Bruh

Isen: oof

Arlo: It's not working

Elaine: What isnt?

Arlo: My deal

Cthulhu: DUDE

Cthulhu: Wait more than 5 SECONDS!

Arlo: We didn't agree to that

Cthulhu: Oma have some fucking patience

Remi: Oma?

Cthulhu: Azathoth

Blyke: Weird

Remi: ikr?

Blyke: ...

Remi: ...

Arlo: Didn't you 2 talk about your feelings and get together?

Remi: N-no!

Blyke: Yeah that didn't happen...

Remi: ...

Arlo: ???

Cthulhu: They both like each other but don't know what to do

Blyke: Uh Joker!

Remi: Yeah we have to deal with Joker! I think I'm next to get attacked

Cthulhu: Yep John plans to go after you next

Remi: ...

Blyke: ...

Arlo: ...

Elaine: ...

John: ...

Sera: ...

Sera: So Arlo wasn't lying...

John: Sera I can explain

Cthulhu: No you can't, you humans don't understand words but I can show them all if you agree to give me something in the future

John: Ig

Cthulhu shows everyone everything that has happened to John

Everyone has gone offline

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