Ok beans, this is how this is gonna work; I'll put names of the characters in the chapter, and then write the story.
It's really easy actually.
I feel stupid.
Enjoy!
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Characters:
Hermione
Draco
Ron
Lavender
Harry
Ginny
Pansy
Neville
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*Harry Potter created group chat 'Griffindorks'*
*Harry Potter made Ronald Weasley and Hermione Malfoy admin*
*Hermione Malfoy added Draco Malfoy*
Harry: Hey guys
Ron: Hey Harry, what's up?
Harry: Just wanted to make a Griffindor group chat, with some of the gang y'know. Hey Mione?
Hermione: Yeah Harry?
Harry and Ron: Why is that filthy ferret here?
Hermione: What are you talking about?
Lavender: And I thought she was the smart one.
Neville: Harry, what's going on?
Harry: Hermione added Malfoy to the group chat.
Neville: But Ginny and Hermione told me that you and Ron lost contact with them after the war?
Lavender: Me, Won-Won, Harry and Lisa were taking our kids shopping in Diagon Alley and we bumped into Hermione and Ginny. We exchanged phone numbers- which is why they're here.
Neville: So you guys don't know about Ginny and Hermione's other halves?
Ron: Wait, they're married?
Ginny: Ronald, you are a hopeless case.
Harry: We are madly off topic.
Draco: Indeed 😂
Ron: What's so funny, ferret?
Draco: Your confusion.
*Draco is private texting Hermione*
Draco: Mia?
Hermione: Yes, Dragon?
Draco: I think it's time we told them.
Hermione: I don't know, what if they hurt you?
Draco: They wouldn't dare, my queen.
Hermione: Let's go then, dragon!
*And so they go back to the group chat*
Hermione: Guys....I have something to tell you.
Ron: I would hope so.
Hermione: Do you guys wanna know who I'm married to?
Harry: Yes yes a million times yes.
Neville and Ginny: Go on Hermione, you got this!
Hermione: Ok....so....the one who stole my heart is none other than...
Draco: Me! Fabulous, wonderful me!
Ron: Hermione, please tell me he's lying.
Neville: 😂😂😂
Ginny: Hate to break it to you bro, but 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hermione: Ronald, he's umm....not lying. I am now Mrs Malfoy (well I have been for seventeen years but anyway)
Harry: Bloody hell Hermione! You couldn't just be normal and marry a normal man, no you had to marry Draco Malfoy who is a bully a liar and a general arsehole!!
Ron: You married a Slytherin!?! I....you...Malfoy....uhhhhh bloody hell Hermione!?!
Lavender: Won-Won, it could be worse. She could be married to a girl.
Ron: True Lav-Lav, true. Wanna look out for homosexual bastards.
Ginny: .......
Neville: ........
Harry: Isn't your daughter dating Rose Malfoy? Like a girl x girl relationship?
Draco: Seriously?
*Ginny Weasley-Parkinson added Pansy Weasley-Parkinson*
Pansy: Why am I on this group chat.
Hermione: Ronald Weasley, you prejudiced homophobic idiotic psycho! You have no right to slander homosexuality like that!! Also, like Harry said, MY little girl is dating your daughter so-
Ginny: Ronald. You just...how dare you. I am a bisexual girl and I am married to the most wonderful lesbian the world has ever seen. Darling?
Pansy: Yes, sweetheart?
Ginny: May I?
Pansy: You do the honours, my love.
Ginny: I AM MARRIED TO PANSY WEASLEY-PARKINSON AND I AM PROUD! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY RONALD BECAUSE MY WIFE AND CHILDREN ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD TO ME, BESIDE 'MIONE, DRACO, NEVILLE, HANNAH, LUNA AND BLAISE.
Ron: You are a disgusting disgrace to the name Weasley.
Ginny: Good job my name is Weasley-Parkinson, right?
Harry: Wait Ginny how do you have kids?
Pansy: We adopted war orphans as babies, genius.
Harry: Right. You know you could of just had IVF right?
Ginny: So many babies were left orphaned, we wanted to give some a better life. We would of taken them all if we could have, but we wouldn't be able to support them properly.
Neville: How's Mila doing? I heard she was being bullied.
Pansy: Don't worry, that got sorted out swiftly.
Ginny: Molly threatened the bully that if she didn't leave her little sister alone, she would hunt her down.
Pansy: It's good to see Molly defend her younger sister.
Ron: Still! Girls liking girls and Slytherins liking Griffindors? It's unnatural! You know what, screw you guys.
Ginny: The only one screwing me is Pansy-
*Ron Weasley removed Hermione Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley-Parkinson and Pansy Weasley-Parkinson from the group.*
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Harry Potter and next gen texts
FanfictionBasically just text messages of Harry Potter and the next gen, a good while after Hogwarts. No really, thats it. What are you waiting for?
