Weasley family group chat

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A/N: This GC only has Ron Lavender and the kids that have phones (Hilary, Tiffany, Jessie and Tara). I'd be here all week if I added all the Weasleys. Also remember when Rose said she was with Jasper for three months? She was with Tiffany two months before so imagine this takes place just after they break up.

Ron
Lavender
Hilary
Tiffany
Jessie
Tara

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*Ronald Weasley created group 'Weasley fam*
*Ronald Weasley added Lavender Weasley, Hilary Weasley, Tiffany Weasley, Jessie Weasley and Tara Weasley*

Ron: How are my favourite girls?

Tiffany: Daddy!!!!!

Ron: What is it, Princess?

Tiffany: Rose Malfoy broke up with me!!! She's such a biatch!

Lavender: Why would she break up with you? I thought you two were inseparable from love!

Tiffany: She said it was because I was a bully and that I hit her. I only hit her when she deserved it! She's such an awful human being.

Ron: She's so ungrateful. What are we to expect from the daughter of a Malfoy and a traitor like Hermione, though?

Tara: I-I don't know... Scorpious Malfoy is in my year a-and he is really kind to me...he listens to me...

Lavender: Fraternising with the enemies I see?

Tara: We're in the same house.... we're good friends...he's the only one that doesn't bully me....

Tiffany: Daddy do something!!

Ron: I'll punch her father, how about that sweetie?

Tiffany: She deserves it. You were right I should have never dated another girl! Forget being bisexual or whatever I'm straight, like everyone should be!

Lavender: So proud of you darling...

Ron: How did we ever deserve you Tiffany?

Hilary: Daddy!!!

Ron: Yes darling?

Hilary: Where did I put my Fireflash 2023? I have a tournament soon!

Ron: Have you tried Accio?

Hilary: Obviously! I think someone put a curse on it!

Ron: How about I just order you a new one? It'll be here by dinner if you get on it now. Pay with the emergency cash I keep in the drawer.

Hilary: Good. I'll go do that now, and I might order some other things I've been looking for... the new PWP dress is out, I think I'll get that too...

Lavender: Oh Hilary, that'll look stunning on you!

Hilary: Everything looks stunning on me.

Jessie: Mum?

Lavender: Yes darling?

Jessie: You seem stressed. Have you been relaxing recently?

Lavender: Of course darling.

Jessie: Would you like me to get you a drink? I'll get your favourite!

Lavender: Thank you dear.

Jessie: So you know I love you more than Hilary loves you, more than Tiffany loves you, more than anyone has ever loved you!

Lavender: That's so sweet darling!

Jessie: And since you love me more than anyone else, you'll let me buy that new reading tablet right? And the enchanted makeup set that does a new look depending on your mood?

Lavender: Oh um I'm not really sure-

Jessie: Thanks mum!

Tara: Mother? Father?

Ron: What do you want?

Tara: I was wondering if I could go to Flourish and Blotts soon? To get that new book?

Lavender: Sure but I'm not driving you! And your father can't drive so don't even try asking him!

Tara: Thank you so much Mother!

Ron: Yeah no problems now scoot.

Tara: Yes father. Thank you father.

Lavender: Ronald!

Ron: Yes Lav?

Lavender: Dylan wants an apple, can you go get him one?

Ron: Sure my queen 😘

Hilary: Ewww! Dad!

Tiffany: That's disgusting!

Jessie: I think it's sweet of you, Dad.

Tara: *Sighs*

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