It was a sunny day. The birds we're chirping, the sun was shining and it was a very peaceful morning..... Until Pres. Cardiovascular Disease woke up and decided to Invade URY(United Republic of Yass)
General Doja: are you sure you wanna invade URY Mrs. President?
Pres Cardi: BITCH YESS!! NOW GET THE PLANES AND THE BOMBS READY!!
General Doja: YES MAM.
Pres. Cardi: SEND SPIES TOO.
General Doja: ok *calls Ariana* hey ghorl sooooo....
Ariana: what
General Doja: The president is sending you on a mission
Ariana: Ugh where?
General Doja: She wants you to get info about URY
Ariana: What kind of information?
General Doja: Basically she's planning an invasion and she wants to know when and where the invasion should begin.
Ariana: Oh ok.
General Doja: make sure to have a disguise so u wont get caught
To be continued.....
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The Great Badussy War of 1969
General FictionPresident Cardiovascular Disease Decided to attack the United Republic of Yass
