The Great Badussy War of 1969

Kidnapped

Ariana: WOAH THIS MILITARY BASE IS HUGE.

Doja: The base is heavily guarded so you must be careful.

Ariana: ok *opens briefcase* what does this pill do again?

Doja: It turns you invisible

Ariana: Whoa

Doja: make sure to not make any so- *loses signal*

Ariana: make sure to not make any what? Hello?

Ariana :....... Eh whatever*breaks in*

Ariana: *opens briefcase* so this is the map of the entire building. Its pretty huge *farts*

Ariana: (HOLY SHIT I THINK I JUST MESSED UP)

General Melanie: I think i smell something.....

Ariana: (OMG NAUR)

General Melanie: DID SOMEONE JUST FUCKING FART

Army troops: n-no ma'am

General Melanie: STOP LYING BITCH YALL BETTER TAKE YOUR JOBS SERIOUSLY

Ariana: This hoe is scary...

General Melanie: I HEARD THAT BITCH. WHICH ONE OF YOU SAID THAT?

Army troops: n-no one ma'am

General Melanie: Ugh just continue your training *goes to the bathroom*

Ariana: (i bet this hoe can hear ppl from a mile away hmmm maybe i should kidnap her?)

Ariana: HEY MELANIE!!

General Melanie: WHO SAID THAT?!?!??

Ariana: Me bitch(snatches weave)

General Melanie: THATS SO ROAD

Ariana: *zaps poosi*

General Melanie: *faints*

Ariana: *puts unconscious body inside of a bag* *calls general Doja* so i just kidnapped the general

General Doja: First of all sorry for hanging up earlier. There was no signal and second of all WHAT

Ariana: yuh im sending her to jail there.

General Doja: WHAT

Ariana: *hangs up* anyways so...
Oop whats this?

Ariana: It seems like the only exit of this part of URY is through ferry......

Ariana: I GOT IT......

                    To be continued......