The Great Badussy War of 1969

Da Boyz invasion

General Doja: GURL WE'RE FLOPPING

Pres. Cardi: *Faints*

Ariana: Im back!

General Doja: GURL I THOUGHT YOU DIED

Ariana: I didn't cuz im too good for that

General Doja: You ate. btw Da Boyz are planning an invasion on us

Ariana: I know.

General Doja: Omg how??

Ariana: don't ask.

General Doja: (something is different about her) wait.

Ariana: huh?

General Doja: You're bot the real Ariana. Are you?

Ariana: huh?

General Doja: ANSWER THE QUESTION BITCH

Ariana: ..........

General Doja: THIS BITCH *tackles*

*Fight scene*

General Doja: *pulls off mask* I KNEW IT

Assasin: F*CK

General Doja: WHAT DO YOU WANT AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO ARI

Assasin: Stfu

Pres. Cardi: *wakes up* WHAT'S HAPPENING

General Doja: YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL IF YOU DON'T ANSWER THE QUESTION *pulls out gun*

Assasin: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME

General Doja: Ok i will *shoots*

Pres. Cardi: IDIOT WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN INFO ABOUT THE INVASION

Ariana: Im back y'all omg. WHY IS THERE A DEAD BODY HERE

General Doja: GURL DA BOYZ ARE GONNA INVADE US

Ariana: WHAT. Who's the dead person on the floor?

General Doja: An assassin from Da Boyz probably

Ariana: look there's something in his pocket

General Doja: huh its just a code

Ariana: maybe its a code to his suitcase?

General Doja: let's try opening it

Pres. Cardi: Flops forgot i exist

General Doja: stfu. Omg i opened it

Ariana: what's inside?

General Doja: This is a lot of paper. Maybe they're their invasion plan?*starts reading all the paper* OH MY GOD

Ariana: what?

General Doja: After the invasion they'll also invade URY

Ariana: OMG

General Doja: They're planning to take over the world

Ariana: but why would he bring this?

General Doja: Maybe he was also going to bring this to someone after he did his job?

Ariana: but who?

General Doja: idk but it could be anyone here so

Ariana: Mrs. President what are we gonna do about URY? There's still a lot of our soldiers there

Vp Swift: Hey y'all i was sick so i couldn't be here for a few days

Pres. Cardi: Omg you're finally back

Ariana: .........

Pres. Cardi: Btw Da Boyz are gonna invade us

Vp Swift: I know

General Doja: (That's suspicious) Ari let's go outside and talk

Ariana: sure

*Outside*

General Doja: I don't trust Vice president

Ariana: Huh? Why?

General Doja: She was acting suspicious

Ariana: how?

General Doja: When the Asassin arrived they said the exact same thing when asked the question. they both said "I know" when asked about the Da Boyz invasion and im starting to think that Vp Swift might be a spy. Vp Swift has also been accused of stealing votes when she was elected as Vice president.

Ariana: can you tell me more?

General Doja: When i saw the enemy's plans invasion i noticed that it was made the year before Vp Taylor swift was elected

*Starts raining*

Ariana: its raining. Lets go back inside.
         
                   To be continued........