Limericks (not proper)
There once was a man who loved to swim
In basket-ball he just hit the rim
When he scored a goal,
he got hit with a bowl
All of these sports just make his lights go dim
Everyone has a beautiful name
These characters are just a game
There are some very nice people,
others can't be near a steeple
But when you think about it, it's all lame
When everyone was done,
they started having great fun
They sat in their chairs
and played with their hair
So now it's in a bun
What do you get from love,
that you can't see up above?
It shouldn't be a while,
for the next time you will smile
the beauty of a white dove.
I just saw my shiny black cat
sitting on top of my old hat
She looked like she wasn't having fun;
so I said "come over here my Hun"
and that is when she got a pat
