turnaroundlook : do you guys remember how short wills shorts used to be
zombieboy : why would you bring that up
onthebench : they were really short
hottestwheeler : i didn't think anything was wrong with them??
urfavredhead : omfg 💀
plainjane : they were super short mike
turnaroundlook : yeah dude how did you not notice that
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hottestwheeler : i def noticed how short they were 🤫
urfavredhead : wait what
urfavredhead : WHAT
urfavredhead : MIKE
urfavredhead : GET BACK HERE
urfavredhead : MICHEAL WHATEVER YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS WHEELER
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zombieboy : even i knew how short they were
turnaroundlook : wait where did he go
onthebench : @hottestwheeler
hottestwheeler : chill im right here
hottestwheeler : anyway moving on
hottestwheeler : where is everyone
onthebench : odd place for a topic change but ok
turnaroundlook : steve and i are still waiting for the food
zombieboy : idk where max and el are but im in my bed
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urfavredhead : MICHEAL
urfavredhead : GET UR PUNY ASS BACK HERE
hottestwheeler : what's the bet i go join him 🤭
urfavredhead : OMFG WHAT
urfavredhead : YOU AND WILL??
urfavredhead : WILL AND YOU??
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onthebench : wdym 'bed' my guy you're sleeping on the couch
zombieboy : yeah bc someone didn't want to risk having a sore back 😐
onthebench : you offered 😐
zombieboy : 😐
onthebench : 😐
turnaroundlook : stfu im trying to eat my cheese toastie
hottestwheeler : but you ordered a hotdog?
turnaroundlook : well then who's cheese toastie am i eating
plainjane : oh did you get a cheese toastie as well?
turnaroundlook : shit
turnaroundlook : SORRY
plainjane : what do you mean
urfavredhead : dustin how could you
hottestwheeler : literally
urfavredhead : don't you dare agree with me micheal wheeler
hottestwheeler : help?
zombieboy : oh dear what's he done now
onthebench : damn he got the full name and all
plainjane : max is scary
turnaroundlook : el do you want a hotdog instead there was no more cheese toasties
plainjane : oh i guess that's ok
turnaroundlook : cool
onthebench : nice save
turnaroundlook : thanks
zombieboy : @urfavredhead please don't kill mike before his concert we can't use the tickets if he's dead
urfavredhead : i won't kill him if he tells me what i want to know
hottestwheeler : idk what you want to know
urfavredhead : ...
onthebench : oh shit
urfavredhead : dms.
zombieboy : rip mike 😞
urfavredhead : now.
turnaroundlook : we'll miss him 😞
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Randomstranger things instagram & texting. very much discontinued but still a super funny read so I'd recommend it anyway :)
