stranger things insta // (byler)

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hottestwheeler : @zombieboy

hottestwheeler : @zombieboy

hottestwheeler : @zombieboy

hottestwheeler : @zombieboy

zombieboy : what?

hottestwheeler : if you were an element on the periodic table which one would you be?

zombieboy : that's random

zombieboy : um idk

zombieboy : why

hottestwheeler : im pretty sure you'd be francium

zombieboy : why?

hottestwheeler : bc it's the most attractive

zombieboy : i

zombieboy : wait

zombieboy : what

zombieboy : wait

zombieboy : what

onthebench : i think you just broke him

turnaroundlook : he's definitely broken

urfavredhead : really mike?? i thought we were gonna use will as a judge

hottestwheeler : i changed my mind

hottestwheeler : i want to flirt with him instead

zombieboy : HUH

hottestwheeler : ;)

urfavredhead : you can't flirt with him if he's passed out

hottestwheeler : he can pass out

hottestwheeler : as long as he does it in my bed

zombieboy : bet

hottestwheeler : wait what

zombieboy : hey mike

zombieboy : you must be made of uranium and iodine, because i can see u and i together

hottestwheeler : IM MEANT TO BE FLIRTING WITJ YOU NOT THE OTHER WAY ARKUND

turnaroundlook : why can't someone flirt with me using chemistry 😞

onthebench : you have a girlfriend

turnaroundlook : well she doesn't chemistry flirt with me

urfavredhead : @plainjane can i have your number?

plainjane : what do you need it for? x

hottestwheeler : come on max actually try here

urfavredhead : i was going to complain to spotify about you not being this weeks hottest single but i need your contact information first

hottestwheeler : ok never mind

plainjane : oh 😳

hottestwheeler : isn't as good tho cause you already have her number

urfavredhead : kys

onthebench : max you're my girlfriend why can't you flirt with me

urfavredhead : no

hottestwheeler : on a side note

hottestwheeler : anyone want to go to the movies later?