Incorrect Devil Sister and Astrophile Quotes

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Namcha: Truth or dare?
Y/N: *exasperated* Truth.
Namcha: Do you want to kiss me?
Y/N: Dare.
Namcha: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.
Y/N: Never have I ever
Namcha: ThAT's NOt ThE gAME!

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Namcha: Seriously, I have no idea what to do.
Namcha: Oh, wait! Yahoo! Answers!

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Y/N: Nice rock.
Namcha: Thanks, Irin gave it to me.
Irin: I threw it at you!
Namcha: Isn't she the sweetest?

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Zoom: Your internet connection is unstable.
Inn: You should see my life.

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Y/N: Can I bother you for a second?
Irin: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

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Namtan: *shatters a window and climbs through it*
Namtan: *turns around and helps Namcha through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Cha.
Namcha: Okay.

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Irin: Why are your tongues purple?
Y/N: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Namcha: I had a red one.
Irin: oh.
Irin:
Irin: OH.
Jin:
Jin: You drank eachothers slushies?

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Y/N: The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses.
Inn: No witnesses if you're bad enough at parallel parking.

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Namcha: Met a dumbass today. Awful.
Namtan: You looked in a mirror?
Namcha: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful.

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Namcha: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Irin: Yes.
Namcha: I love you.
Irin: It back.
*Later*
Y/N: Why is Namcha crying face-down on the floor?

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Y/N: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat.
Jin: I don’t usually eat with losers.
Y/N: Neither do I but I asked you, didn’t I?

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Y/N: How do you make people fall in love with you?
Irin: Spend time with them?
Paeng: Buy them chocolate and roses!
Namtan: Challenge them to a duel.
Inn: Kidnapping.

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Y/N: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Namcha: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fcking say that next time!

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Irin: Could you be anymore annoying?
Inn: Yes.

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Jin: I dropped Y/N.
Irin: Jin, what the fck.

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Y/N: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

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Namtan, holding a Wii mote with a knife attached: Are Wii gonna have a problem?
Namcha, bringing out his switch remote with a blade: You best switch up that attitude.
-An hour later...-
Y/N, in the ambulance: Wii-U! Wii-U! Wii-U!
Irin: I hate this fcking family.

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Irin: What’s your biggest fear?
Namcha: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.
Inn: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Y/N: Zombies.
Namcha: ...
Inn: ...
Y/N: BUT they can open doors.

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Ployjan: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?
Y/N: Deciding to get up.

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Inn: Irin and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Namcha: What did she do?
Inn: She chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Irin: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

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Kidnapper: We have your child
Y/N: I don’t have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Y/N: Oh god, you have Namcha.