Incorrect Devil Sister and Astrophile Quotes

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Namcha: Sometimes I text Irin the motivational quotes from her tampons when she has her period to try and cheer her up.
Namcha: Live fearlessly!
Irin: I swear to god, go fck yourself.

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Inn: I’m the sexiest btch in this therapy waiting room.

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Jin: Pardon the intrusion, but-
Y/N: On this moment or just my life in general?

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Irin: Blocking people isn't enough.
Irin: I want them to die.

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Namcha: Let me copy your homework.
Y/N: I was gonna copy yours.
Namcha: Well, sht.
Y/N: Guess I'm not doing it.

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Irin: Define “dream”.
Inn: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.
Namcha: That’s too dark!

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Namtan: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Irin: This is a McDonald's drive thru.

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Y/N: *makes Namcha a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Namcha: *sips tea*
Y/N:
Namcha: *finishes tea*
Y/N: Didn't it taste bad?
Namcha: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Y/N, tearing up: Oh, okay.

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Y/N, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

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Y/N: H-how do you ask someone out?
Namcha: Well, first-
Irin: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Y/N: ...And you said yes?

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Namcha: We need a plan to beat them.
Y/N: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
Namcha:
Y/N: Judge me all you want, I get results.

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Anon: Why would you give a knife to Inn?!
Irin, shrugging: Inn felt unsafe.
Anon: Now I feel unsafe!
Irin: I’m sorry…
Irin: Would you like a knife?

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Y/N: You smell so good.
Namcha: So lick me, then.
Y/N: Huh?
Namcha: Huh?

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Inn: So, Y/N, do you have a crush on anyone?
Y/N: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.

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Namtan: I’m so excited!
Namcha: We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy...
Namtan: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!
Namcha: Yeah!

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Inn: I think it's time to start fcking some sht up.
Y/N: Oh no.
Inn: More like "oh yes!"

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Y/N: Fun Christmas idea: Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Paeng: Mistlefoe™
Namtan: Someone's halls are getting DECKED.

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Namcha, texting Namtan: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater…
Namtan′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later.
*Later*
Namtan, texting back: Fck you.

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Namcha: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?
Y/N: That's be after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.
Namcha: ...The who?
Y/N: Oh, is this not a safe space suddenly?

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Inn: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Jin: Inn, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Inn: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Irin: Take a nap, Y/N.
Y/N: Okay.
*Hours later...*
Irin: I said a nap, not a fcking coma.

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Namtan: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Namtan: *upends the bottle*