Monday, May 1st, 2017
His lips on you
Your lips on his
The most magical moment of your life
But he had to go. It was over. The magic was done. The fire was extinguished. The water dried up and the ship sank.
And there was no possible way you could see him again. It's not like you could leave the house anyway.
It was a very solemn goodbye. You were slightly flattered that he genuinely looked sad to leave.
Of course, in order to drown your newfound sorrows away, you made the decision to grab a Pinot Griggio. Nothing better than the biggest possible reminder of your lip-locking lost lover.
Nonetheless, you found one of the butlers, Alexander Frederick, or Al Fred for short.
You: Hey Al, would you mind getting me a bottle of Pinot?
Al: Oh wow, he was right.
You: Who was right?
Al: Just a moment.
You:...sure I guess.
Al Fred came back will a silver platter, on it a bottle of Pinot Griggio, and right next to it a very interesting note that read:
69 42 066 69
Call me :)
Al: He said to only give you this note when you asked for a Pinot Griggio.
You: An idiotic risk but adorably romantic. Should I actually call or just send a text in case he's busy?
Al: Sir, your phone is a burner, you can't text on it.
You: Oh right. Well, here goes nothing.
*ring*
*ring*
*ring*
*ring*
*ring*
*ring*
*ring*
*ring*
*ring*
*ring*
"Hello, you have reached my voicemail, this is Steve Rogers, leave a message at the beep."
"Goddamnit. Hi Steve this i-"
"I'm just kidding I'm actually here."
"Wow. Wooooow 👏 .👏 . 👏. 👏 .👏 . Bravo, splendid acting"
"Why thank you *chuckles*. To be honest, it was Clint's idea."
"Who?"
Clint: SERIOUSLY?! I'm Hawkeye motherfucker!
You: Ohhhhhh. I thought you were my sister's pony.
Clint:...i don't like him, date someone else.
Date? Date?! DATE! Dating! Romance! Lover! BOYFRIEND! HUSBAND! 3 CHILDREN AND A HAMSTER!!!!!!!
Ok that's a little overboard, dude. Calm down.
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