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river is this your new number? it's me chris😗
unfortunatelyy it's not your good ol' pal ocean
oh my god i'm so sorry and he loves calling himself that too😭
great minds think alike
trust me he's everything but a great mind so😬
i mean he calls himself ocean like he's already W??
he also claims he's a merman but sure
i like river, we should so become friends
right so you become friends with every stranger you meet?
depends do you often get numbers wrong? kind of a lil embarrassing bud
okay at least i don't confess my love for a literal stranger
if you're jealous just call it a day and say so chris
hardly jealous but alr
hold on you're not like some retired grandad who has no life right...?
seriously? do i text like one?
a little👎
you're a goof.
that's no way to treat lady
thought you were a man soz
my jaw genuinely dropped??
did i hurt your feelings🤣
fuck you
no way to treat a gentlemen
don't use my own weapons against me??
sucks to suck and im 19 you idiot, not even close to being a grandpa
could have fooled me icl
your goof meter is going crazy
GOOF METER??
yes???
YOU ARE READING
𝗪𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗚 𝗡𝗨𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥, 𝐜. 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐨
Fanfiction-'𝜗𝜚'- 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 ⎯ chris sturniolo winds up messaging a stranger without realising his mistake and somehow finds himself falling for her the more they get to know one another, the...
