Fortune Cookie

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Waiter: Here are your fortune cookies


Wally: Takes it is this eatable


Dick: Why are you asking in both ways you'll eat it


Marinette: Its a fortune cookie it predicts the future break it before you eat it


Wally: Breaks it You will be hungry within the hour


Marinette: Sarcastically How did they know?


Dick: Well that's the future for you


Wally: Actually reading this made me hungry


An hour later 


Wally: That fortune cookie was right


Wally: Yup I'm still hungryMarinette: Yeah and the Chinese buffet is bankrupt because of you

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