Jason: B, can you lend me some money?
Bruce: Taking the wallet, sure, how much?
Little Marinette: $ 100, I'm charging $ 1 for every bad word.
Bruce: Did he say 100 bad words? Dick, I told you to keep an eye on your siblings!
Dick: It was Damian's fault.
Bruce: Take $ 500, I'm buying Jason a swear-free pass for this week, till Alfred gets back.
~30 minutes later ~
Jason: Father dearest
Bruce: Did you..you....never mind what is it?
Jason: I used my pass of the week.
Bruce: Speechless it hasn't even been 30 minutes!
Dick: I accept card!
Little Marinette: I accept candy!
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Maribat incorrect quotes
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