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Jason: B, can you lend me some money?


Bruce: Taking the wallet, sure, how much?


Little Marinette: $ 100, I'm charging $ 1 for every bad word.


Bruce: Did he say 100 bad words? Dick, I told you to keep an eye on your siblings!


Dick: It was Damian's fault.


Bruce: Take $ 500, I'm buying Jason a swear-free pass for this week, till Alfred gets back.


~30 minutes later ~


Jason: Father dearest 


Bruce: Did you..you....never mind what is it?


Jason: I used my pass of the week.


Bruce: Speechless it hasn't even been 30 minutes!


Dick: I accept card!


Little Marinette: I accept candy!

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