Monsters of the Night

-•ADAM!•-

"Sky, the hell are you on?" Ty asked.

"I'm high on life." He said, gesturing a rainbow above his head. "Also, imagination!"

"God, why me?" Ty asked the ceiling.

"Because kawaii Skylox-sama-san-chan-kun DESU." Sky said.

Ty looked at Sky. "Because that makes sense."

Sky had been acting like this since last night. Ty didn't know why. Was it because he said he was a vampire?

Sky became fidgety. "Okay, Sky, what the hell is wrong?" He asked. "You're never like this."

Ty momentarily thanked God that he was in his own bedroom that was now soundproofed.

"Is it because I'm a vampire?" Ty asked.

"No, nothing like that... just... generally nervous." Sky said. "Mostly about the apprentices." Sky muttered under his breath.

"Your apprentice or someone else's?"

Sky jumped. "Just... apprentices. They get..."

"Annoying? Rebellious? Becoming dicks in the general sense?" Ty joked.

Sky laughed. Ty smiled, showing his fangs.

"There's something very wrong with us." Sky said after his bout of laughter.

Ty simply shrugged. He was actually enjoying himself.

"WHAT THE HELL, IAN?!" Ty heard Jerome scream.

"OH GOD! WE'VE BEEN COMPRISED! HQ, THE FLUFFY'S GONNA KILL US!" Ian screamed.

Bulgarian laughter sounded from outside the door.

Ty put his contacts on, covering his draconic red eyes. "I need to see this."

As soon as Ty stepped out the door, he was almost mowed down by a pink animal in a suit.

Bodil laughed even harder. Mitch had a camera in his hands.

"We shaved Jerome." Mitch gasped for breath from laughing.

Sky stepped out of the room. "You shave the Fluffy? Well," Sky grinned. "Looks like he's not very fluffy anymore, am I right or am I right?"

Everyone laughed.

"Were you two having Skylox time?" Bodil asked.

Ty rolled his eyes and smiled, no teeth. "Shut up, Bottle."

Jerome walked back, Ian over his shoulder. "So, who's HQ, Mitch?"

"Shit." Mitch cursed. Mitch turned and ran, the camera still in his hands.

"HALP! I'M BEING IANNAPPED!" Ian screamed on Jerome's shoulder.

Jerome put Ian down and ran after Mitch, screaming, "DON'T MESS WITH MY FUR!"

Everyone laughed. "I'm slowly dying!" Sky said in between laughs, falling onto the floor.

Bodil was grasping his stomach. "Умирам и не мога да дишам!*" He said in Bulgarian.

Ty was tempted to speak in Latin -the language he used when he was still a kid- but realized everybody would stare at him for using a dead language.

He did it anyways. "Malum sit Deo, omnes occidit me paulatim!**" He cried, wiping the tears off his face from oxygen, or lack of oxygen.

Ian was passed out on the floor. Whether it was from laughing or exhaustion, Ty didn't know.

Everyone calmed down after a moment. Well, with the exception of Ian.

Ty quickly wiped the rest of the tears off his face.

"Ty, did you speak Latin?" Bodil asked.

"I took Latin when I was younger, because I can." Ty lied.

He felt his lip twitch.

Don't pick up on it. Don't pick up on it. Don't pick up on it. Don't pick up on it. Don't pick up on it. Don't pick up on it. Don't pick up on it. Don't pick up on it. His mind chanted.

"What school did you go to?" Bodil asked.

"You wouldn't be able to find it, it was knocked down a couple years ago." Ty lied.

"Aw." Bodil frowned, then smiled. "So then where are the school reunions held?"

"Places, Bodil, places." Ty grinned.

"ADAM!" Sky yelled, going in between Bodil and Ty, grinning like an idiot.

"Guys." Bodil said. "Once upon a time,"

Ty picked the story up, "In a galaxy, far, far away,"

"There was a man," Sky said.

"Named Ross."

"He liked to be a total ass and say 'and' all the time,"

"And." Sky smiled. "I didn't actually mean to say 'and', it just happened."

"Sure..." Ty trailed off. Ty narrowed his eyes and slowly got closer to Sky's face.

"And kiss!" Bodil yelled, ramming both of their lips together and running away. Bulgarian laughter followed the map creator.

Ty realized he accidentally bit Sky's lip. He unhooked his fangs quickly. "Sorry!"

"I van' veel my uouum bip is zhat nurmul?" He said, blood dripping out of the lip.

Ty could just barely understand it. "No, it's just because it's your lip. Here, lemme..." Ty said, making sure his fangs were in and biting Sky's lower lip, making sure that the blood was gone.

Ty let go of Sky's lip. "Skylox-desu?" Sky asked, his lip obviously no longer numb.

Ty smiled, slowing his fangs. "Skylox-desu."

Sky took his sunglasses off to reveal gold and hazel eyes.

Sky kissed Ty, Ty who had been momentarily shocked, kissed back.

"PHOTOBOMB!" Jason yelled.

"Hell yeah!" Ty recognized this voice as Chasity.

Both Sky and Ty pulled away from the kiss. Ty grabbed Jason's phone and pushed Jason away, deleting the picture of Ty and Sky kissing, then handing the phone back to Jason.

"No! Not the picture!" Jason exclaimed, taking the phone and running away. "Just kidding, I have more pictures!" Jason yelled. "See ya, fuckers!"

Ty's smile fell. "JASON!" He screamed, following Jason.

"Well, hello f..." Chasity started to say before Ty got too far away to overhear the conversation.

"FUCK!" Jason screeched.

Ty laughed manically, seeing an opening on Jason and lunged.

Jason screeched before the wind was knocked out of him.

Bulgarian laughter sounded from down the hall. "Rekt! HQ out!" Bodil said after the laughter.

*I'm dying and I can't breathe!

**Oh my Gods, guys, I'm crying!