We're Not All Heroes - AOU

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The night was going smoothly and I'm pretty sure I was starting to get tipsy, yes I know, super soldiers cant get drunk but after about two generations of human being added and four hours worth of stealing Thors Asgardian liquor, worth it.

I've had a few introductions with the other avengers and their friends, Tony is a pretty fun drinking buddy but a bit of an asshole too. Bruce was nice but what I've told he's basically just a green bean with anger issues compacted into a nerd. He's also been giving Natasha a few.... looks, if you catch my drift.

Overall, I've made a few more buddies throughout the night. there was even this old man who challenged cap and Thor with his Asgardian liquor, that was a great sight, he was dragged out by his friends by the end of the night.

Now, we are all sitting at the small coffee table, every body went home so its just the avengers, me, Maria and Dr Cho.

"But its a trick!" Clint randomly exclaims about Thors hammer, oh golly oh god.

"Uh no, its much more than that" Thor replies knowingly, like he's had this conversation multiple times.

"Don't underestimate Zeus, hell unleash sparkles on you" I laugh at my own joke. Thor gives me a pointed look as if to say 'don't insult me with a man like him' or whatever, maybe Thors a huge fan of Zeus.

"uh ' whosever be worthy shall heveth the power!' whatever man, its a trick" clint continues.

"be my guest" thor gestures to the hammer giving clint a smirk.

"really?"

"yeah!"

so he goes to the hammer, staring at it for a minute then looking at the group.

"dont pull a mascle, bird man" i softly yell out. tony laughs, see funny.

"clint, youve had a tough week. we wont hold it against you if you cant get it up" little does he know...

"you know ive seen this before right?" he grabs the handle, it doesnt budge. "i still dont know how you do it!" he sighs when he gives up.

tony looks smug, "smell the silent judgment?"

"please stark, by all means"

"well im never one to skrink from an honest challenge." so he too gets up and goes to the table where the hammer sits.

"here we go" natasha says, i look her way but when she looks mine, i instantly turn, feeling the burn of her glare.

"its physics!" stark says.

"physics" banner, mumbes abit while chuckling.

he grabs the handle of the hammer, "so if i lift this, i then rule asgaurd?"

"you wish" i chuckle.

"i will be re-instituting prima nocta" you gotta be shitting me right?

natasha and maria pull faces, im sure mine matches. he pulls the hammer but like clint, it doesnt move.

"ill be right back"  he says and wanders off.

"twenty bucks says he went to get his suit" i say placing a 20 onto the table, clint shrugs and does the same, followed by rodey then sam.

he comes back wearing his armour hand, i collect the 80 dollars off the table and shove it in my pocket, smiling.

he grasps the hammer again and pulls. after a few more attempts he makes rodey grab his glove and help him.

"are you even pulling?" rodey asks

"are you even on my team" tony quips back.

"just represent, pull!"