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Chapter 52

Chapter 52: How did he Break the Porcelain Arbitrarily Again!
 
After Qing Luan left, the Phoenix took out the things he had just put away.

It was a small packet of cat food.

A small package of ugly, nasty, cat food!

He stared at this evil food blankly, and suddenly his fingertips loosened.

The bag of cat food suddenly fell. Before it fell to the ground, it turned into ashes with a "hiss" and dissipated in the quiet room, even the bones could not be found.

The Phoenix's face finally improved.

Such strange things shouldn’t have ever existed in the world at all!

He was not only the last Phoenix of heaven and earth, he was also the least pickiest one.

If his ancestors knew that he actually dared to eat such crude and shoddy things, they might get so angry that they’ll go through rebirth and pluck out all his hair!

The Phoenix was also very unhappy.

In order to show that he was not some random Phoenix, he decided to take revenge.

For example, reduce the time it took to separate his spirit from the black haired human--

By one tenth!

...Unfortunately, Su Zui did not notice it at all.

He came out of the kitchen with a small bowl. He saw the black figure at the window, and said, "Come eat."

The spirit that had just returned to the fake cat on the window was so frightened that it slipped and almost fell and the cat almost ate shit!

Su Zui gave a light cough, "...It’s not cat food."

The little black cat still latched its claws onto the window edge, with pointed ears and its golden eyes were directed right at it. Obviously it wasn’t going to relax its vigilance! 

After all, there were many things that were worse than cat food in this world.

For example, canned cat food!

Su Zui, "...It’s also not canned cat food.”

That day he had only said that he would feed canned cat food to the little black cat every day just to scare it. In the end, he only fed it a bit.

To be honest, he was not happy with the other party's unauthorized invasion into his own life.

Thus he was indifferent, but the situation was better for himself. 

The reason for deliberately embarrassing the other party by feeding it cat food was to 1) test the bottom line of the fat bird and 2) it wasn’t smuggling private goods and was thinking of retaliating (1).

But this fat bird was so easy to take advantage of, it made him seem a bit like a bully.

For the first time, Su Zui’s heart gave birth to a little bit of guilt. So he made cat rice according to an online tutorial. Considering that this guy was not a real cat, he also added a little light seasoning and filled the large bowl with delicious food.

He had just aired the rice until it wasn’t too hot anymore, and was going to put it in the refrigerator first. But then this guy came over at such a time, and caught the freshly made food.

Su Zui placed the bowl of cat rice on the table, "Really not eating? If you’re not going to eat, I’m going to feed the stray cat.”

When the little black cat heard him, it froze for a moment. It very soon reached its front paws onto the table and leaned over. A trace of determination appeared in the round cat’s face.