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Chapter 39

Chapter 39: He Wants to Report the System for Touching a Underage Bird!

Su Zui wiped the broken jade and put it in his pocket.

This piece of jade was not only a magical weapon to ward off evil spirits, but it was also worshipped as the Su Family’s heirloom, and was encased by the incense offerings of the past. Even if the heirloom was broken, it should be brought back to it’s proper place.

After collecting the jade, he looked at the crying ghost on the ground, "You just died?"

It still knew how to call him dad, it must be a recent death.

​The ghost confessed honestly, "Last autumn, in that tree," he tried to stretch his neck in one direction, "I died from hanging.” The ghost sobbed sadly, “I was hanging for half a month until I was discovered. Then the entire body became deformed. The neck was so stretched that it couldn’t shrink back as a ghost. It’s so ugly!”

Su Zui looked at the ghost’s neck that was beaten into a knot by him and agreed, “En, it’s pretty ugly.”

The ghost cried even louder, "Woooooooo--"

The ghost continued, "I just hanged myself on impulse, and then I regretted it right away. Wasn’t it just because I’ve been coding so much that I turned bald, and then my girlfriend kicked me out? I’m only 23 years old this year, and only been in love three times. I already bought a better wig, why wouldn’t I be able to find another girlfriend? How did I get so confused? Wooo…”

Su Zui thought, this ghost had only dated once this last decade, and now he was single--what could he say? This damn ghost didn’t have anything good to say.

Su Zui's face was indifferent, "Oh, then remember not to be a programmer in your next life."

The ghost cried out with a runny nose, "I won’t do it! Whatever you say, I won’t do it anymore!”

Su Zui raised his hand towards the ghost.

The ghost thought that he was going to be beaten again, and his eyes distorted in horror, “Daddy, dad, be merciful! I really know my mistakes. I was only trying to scare you, not harm you! I-I-I’ve only been a ghost for less than a year. No one’s life has been harmed!”

Of course Su Zui knew that when he noticed the ghost was following him. He didn’t sense any blood on the ghost, or else he would not just only beat him up.

Su Zui released the ghost from the knot he made, “I already knew.”

The ghost dumbly stood there for a few seconds before rushing over to hug Su Zui’s leg. In his mind, he sent Su Zui a good person card, “Woo-woo, daddy, you’re a good person. From now on, my ghost life will be yours. Wherever dad goes, I’ll go too!”

Su Zui looked at the ugly ghost head that would stifle other people, “How about no," Su Zui refused expressionlessly, with undisguised dislike in his eyes, “I don't want such an ugly son."

The long neck ghost, "..."

Su Zui stretched his feet and kicked him gently, "Do you know where the place with the heaviest yin on the mountain is?”

The long necked ghost rolled on the ground twice with his kick and hesitantly spoke, "I… do know.”

Su Zui simply said, "Lead the way."

Although he could sense the location of the heavy yin, the roads on the mountain were rugged and complex. He wasn’t familiar with the place, so it would be much better to have a local ghost to lead the way.

The long necked ghost shook his head hurriedly, "No, no, no-you can’t go there!” He said in horror, "The heaviest yin place on the mountain is the locust forest, but that forest is so strange that even the ghosts don’t dare to go in. I once had a little friend who accidentally went in, and never came out again! I only came out to scare you, so that I could scare you back to where you came from. That place is really evil.”