Im to lazy to make a story Description. the only thing I could say is: "What if Lucifer and Lilith had a boy instead of a girl?"
WARNING THIS BOOK CONTAINS:
Anti christian symbolism, mentions of Domestic violence, mentions of child abuse, violence...
Alex was in his office, doing some paperwork. It wasn't his favourite time at work but a duty is a duty. As he finished his paperwork, he rubbed his forehead because all the stress. "Sir." Cain said as he walked in. "What is it, Cain?" "Your father has a meeting with the seven prince's, so he fought you could join." Alex thanked him want to the meeting. He sit down on the chair next to Azazel. "Alright, everyone... wait, was Belphegor?" Lucifer said. Everyone looked at Belphegors chair and he wasn't there but a note said: "sick today". Lucifer got mad and pulled out his phone to call Belphegor. "Hello." Belphegor said in the other side of the phone. "BELPHEGOR, GET YOUR LAZY ASS OVER HERE!!!" Lucifer yelled so loud that the others backed up. "But, Lucifer, I'm sick." He liad. "YOUR EATING NUTELLA OUT OF THE JAR AND WATCHING THE GAME, ARE YOU!?" Lucifer can here him eating something. "What? No, no, Lucifer, don't be silly-" before the Prince of Sloth say more, his favourite team was about to goal. "OH! OH! Come on, boys... IT'S A TOUCH DOWN!!!" Lucifer hanged up in anger and ordered somebody to get him. "Anyways, we have a problem with The VVV Overloads and the shark mob." Lucifer said. "The VVV Overloads and the shark mafia are gaving us death threats." Lucifer said "Soo, I'm sending some bounty hunter's to arrests them." Lucifer dismissed everyone and go back for what he is doing.
Alex shiged, as he was about to go back to his office but Azazel stopped him. "Hay, kiddo." "What do you need, Azazel?" Alex asked. "Oh, I don't need anything. It's i know where the people who death threated us are." Alex was stunned. "How did you know?" He asked. "One of my agent's tailed the boss's limo and called me." "Where are they, anyway?" "Imp City." Azazel said. "Way didn't you tell my father?" Alex exclaimed. "Well I thought you want teach does asshole's a lesson. Because I saw your face when your father said all the issues." Alex looked down and see a briefcase. "What's in the briefcase?" Alex qrastond. Azazel opened the case and revealed two pistols, one white and one black. "I created them for you." Alex put them in his hands and admired them. But what is confusing about the two pistols is that there's no mages. "Oh, yeah, they have infinite bullet's... don't ask how." Azazel almost forgot about something and pulled out something. "Also, this is my old sword." Alex whistled at the sword. "How the Hell your back didn't break." The both chuckled and Azazel wished him a good luck.
Alex (somehow) exploded the entrance of the warehouse where the enimes of the hierarchy, smoke almost coverd the whole room which made the occupiers cough like crazy. "*Cough* *cough* what the fuck!" Bruce said. As the smoke started to die down, they see red and blue eyes coming out of it. "Well, well, well, look who it is." Valatino said. "The Antichrist, The Son of Lucifer and Lilith." Alex took that of a assault but ignored it. "Well, at least your not an uncultured swine." Alex mocked him. "If you want to die, there's millions of ways to kill yourself!" Vox yelled. "I think I prefer this one." Alex joked. Bruce grinned. "Your funeral." He snapped his fish fingers and the mobsters pulled out there guns and shot. But it doesn't want to plan. Alex summoned his wings and used them as shields. When the guns are run out of bullets, he slowly un-coverd and revealed himself.
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"My turn." He unleashed a wave of fire. The one's who were to close got caught to the fire and burned alive, The one's who didn't get close covered their face. Alex pulled out his dual pistols and charged at the survivors and having so many headshots, even though it was his first time trying guns. When he finished off the sharks, he turned his eye's to the three overloads. He leaped and landed violently, causing a shockwave. Velvet dodged it and charged at with a knife. Alex reacted fast as he could and stabbed her un the gut. Vox manipulate electricity and harm Alex but again he reacted fast and pulled out his pistol and shot him in the screen. Valatino did nothing but lay down and accepts his fate. "You know, I always thought I was gonna die in a pile of money." Alex puts his foot on Valentino's chest. "Sad that didn't happen, heh?" Alex stared down at him. "My father said: "Don't take shit from other demons". And I never did." Alex chopped off Valatino's head and let it roll like a ball.
After the blood bath, Alex want home for a good day with his wife and cat. Helsa played with Keekee with a cat toy just to entertain herself. She here's footsteps behind her so she turned and see her husband. "Oh, hello, Alex. How's work?" Helsa asked with a smile. "Not awful, but not fun." Alex kissed her lips and sit down one the sofa and rubbed Keekee's stomach. She joined her partner and the both cuddled eachouter.
