[Old DU Oneshots]

🌻[Fake Boobs]

[Info!]
-Collage AU
-Platonic/Friends
-Sorrowful uses They/Them
-Radiant uses He/They
[Warnings!]
-no warnings just a silly dumb story :)

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-3rd P.O.V-

Sorrowful had arrived at their new dorm a few days ago. They'd heard weird stories about roommates but nothing could've prepared them for the trainwreck that was Radiant. Usually, you heard about unexpected roommates falling in love but lord be damned if you ever found Sorrowful falling for that dumbass they'd ask you to shoot them. Not your typical romance because Sorrowful is not like other girls...mainly because they're not a girl and they aren't in a Wattpad fanfic(...).

Anyways right the situation at hand, they were currently holding a package that was given to them by an admin. It had their roommate's name on it so they just gave it to him. They didn't know what was in the package and they were pretty sure they didn't want to know. Radiant was weird and unnervingly unpredictable, it could be narcotics for all they know! Not that they took him for someone who did drugs but on several occasions...that thought was questioned. Oh well, you look at that they're at their dorm already wow time sure does fly when you're questioning life!

They got their keys out and unlocked the door hoping that Radiant was out with his friends so they could escape from whatever their roommate was planning on doing with the contents of the box. "Hey, Sorrow!" Oh but that would have been too perfect wouldn't it? The universe and its ways of making Sorrowful miserable. "Hello Radiant, an admin handed me this package that belongs to you" The latter let out an excited gasp, jumping from their bed and running to them, snatching the package from them. "Thanks, boo~!" was the last thing he said before running into the bathroom.

Sorrowful stood there dumbfounded, why was he so excited? Had they been right about their guess of their roommates receiving narcotics or some other illegal shit? Should they be worried? Man, they were too tired to deal with this shit. At this point in time, the best course of action would be to lay in bed and listen to Industry Baby by Lil Nas X on loop, so that's what they did with the added spice of drawing cats in their sketchbook.

It had maybe been a good 30 minutes after that situation had transpired. Sorrowful had almost filled up the page they were drawing on with varying types of cats. A true work of art. Suddenly a click was heard indicating that the bathroom was unlocked. They paid no mind to this, focusing on the task at hand instead. Although their attention was caught by their roommate striding out of the bathroom. They looked up to hopefully find answers as to what he was doing and there certainly was something eye-catching about him. Something out of place. "When the fuck did you grow boobs?" well that was certainly...a question that came out of their mouth, no going back now. Radiant for the first time in his life was quiet, he turned to look at Sorrowful with a neutral expression on his face. Oh, shit had they offended him? Was he even a he anymore? Oh shit, what did they miss?

Radiant seemed to sense their panic and simply burst into a fit of giggles. Sorrowful just sat there confused waiting for an explanation. Through what seemed to be tears, Radiant finally blurted out "They're fake!" and started to jump ever so slightly causing his newfound chest to bounce. Sorrowful looked at him before walking over and grabbing one and aggressively squishing it "dude what the fuck? Why do you need fake tits?" Radiant shrugged and reached into his shirt, taking one of them off and holding it out to them "I don't know, I thought it would be funny. Wanna try it on??" Sorrowful took the fake boob and stared at it realizing they had no idea how to put it on. "Just stick it to your chest, like a sticky hand" So they did. Holy fuck they have a boob now. Would it be considered a bob because it was only one?

"You need to find better ways of spending your money..."

"Hahaha it's okay mam and pap can afford it!"

"Oh, right you're a spoiled bitch-"

"HEY!"

[Words: 715]