[Old DU Oneshots]

🌹[Lactophilia]

A/N: I had a heat stroke and felt my life flash before my eyes. That gave me some clarity. Life is too short to procrastinate, so here I am writing gay sex.

A/N 2: I know male boobs are called moobs, I am NOT calling Unpredis tits moobs :(

Pairing: Dynamic_Day/Unpredictable_Day

[Info]
-Lactophilia
-Male lactation
-Kink shaming (not malicious)
-They're both stupid/Non-serious sex
-Rough sex
-Orgasm Control

[TW]
-Sex/Smut
-Vulgar Language
-Technically porn w/no plot

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A gasp escaped from Unpredictable's lips as he felt a pair of hands slip under his arms and firmly grasp his tits.

"Nice boobs, bro." The hands on his boobs began gently massaging them.

Unpredictable's face flushed, and he let out a shaky sigh. "What happened to 'Hello'? 'How are you'?" He turned his head to look at his fiance.

Dynamic chuckled and placed a kiss on Unpredictable's cheek. "Sorry, it's hard to think about anything else when I see those massive milkers you got there,"

Unpredictable's face got redder when he said that. Milkers? He's not a cow! Was this one of Dynamic's weird kink things? What was he implying?

"M..milkers—?"

Dynamic's movements stopped. He looked at Unpredictable with a shit eating grin. "Yeah," he paused, as if debating if he should continue. "In fact, I bet I could milk you~"

Unpredictable's breath hitched. Milk him? Like a cow? Is he implying that he wants him to lactate? How would that be possible?!

"What? That's…weird." Unpredictable looked away from Dynamic. He pouted and let his hands fall down to Unpredictable's waist. "C'mon honey! I'm sure it'll feel nice~" He spun Unpredictable around to face him, a sly smirk resting on his face. Unpredictable bit his lip, contemplating Dynamic's words. Would this really be viable for him? What if what Dynamic wanted wasn't possible for him and he disappointed him?

He looked down at Dynamic. Would he really be disappointed? It technically wouldn't be Unpredictable's fault if he couldn't lactate. Dynamic would never be upset at him for something out of his control. This is the man he promised to marry. He trusted him with his life. Why not trust him with what could be a mildly embarrassing situation?

"Okay, just don't bite my nipples." Unpredictable, let a small smile form on his face. Dynamic smirked at him. "Then let's get you somewhere more comfortable, princess~." Unpredictable shoved him playfully. "Shut up!"

Dynamic snickered and grabbed Unpredictable's hand, leading him to their room. The room was dark, only dimly lit by a nightlight. Unpredictable felt butterflies in his stomach, probably just nerves. They had been intimate before. It was just a bit nerve-wracking to try something new.

Unpredictable sat down on the bed, trying to ease his nerves. This was like the first time they had sex. He felt like a stupid teenager on his first date, except he was about to be…milked.

Dynamic took notice of his nervousness and chuckled. "Don't worry, honey, I promise it'll feel good." He bent down and kissed Unpredictable. His hands made their way to his shirt and began unbuttoning it. Unpredictable leaned into the kiss content with letting Dynamic do as he pleased.

Dynamic slipped his shirt off and threw it to the side. He parted with Unpredictable's lips and pushed him down onto the bed. He climbed on top of him and began trailing kisses down his chin and neck. He made his way to his chest and began placing kisses on Unpredictable's boobs.