All hell breaks loose

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Nancy: ONE TURNS INTO TWO- IM TAKING YOU TO CHURCH

Elizabeth: NOO NOT THERE ANYWHERE BUT THERE-

Nancy: YES THERE NOW GET IN THE DAMN CAR

Elizabeth: BUT THE NUNS ARE SO MEANN-

Nancy: *gasp* HOW DARE YOU SPEEK THAT WAY ABOUT SERVENTS OF THE LORD?!

Elizabeth: THE SERVANTS OF THE LORD HAVE TOLD ALL MY SECRETS THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SECRET FOR A REASON

Nancy: YOU KEEP NO SECRETS FROM THE LORD NOW GET IN THE DAMN CAR!!!

Elizabeth: *gets into car* WELL I KNOW YOU AND THAT WAITRESS HAVE SECRETS >:((

Nancy: I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO HARRY AND YOU KNOW IT!

Elizabeth: HARRY IS A MAN WHORE AND YOU KNOW IT

Nancy: HOW DARE YOU *starts driving*

Elizabeth: How dare Harry and his 6 wives >:((

Nancy: HE DOES NOT AND YOU KNOW THAT!

*sirens are heard in the distance*

Elizabeth: HE DOES I SAW IT ON HIS TWITTER.COM

Nancy: YOU KNOW WHAT TWITTER IS LIKE THATS WHY I LEFT

Elizabeth: U DONT KNOW WHAT UR TALKING ABT ITS A BEAUTIFUL APP
(no it's not)

Nancy: FULL OF ATHEISTS YES SUCH A BEAUTIFUL PLACE

Elizabeth: >:0 YOUR JUST ON THE WRONG SIDE ITS ACTUALLY QUITE NICE, YOU CAN TELL IF PPL ARE CHEATING OR NOT

Nancy: YOU KNOW FACEBOOK WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THEN THAT UNGODLY PLACE

*pulls up at church*

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