Tw: this story has mild cursing-
Elizabeth: Ugh this chicken I ate the other day tasted like rubbing alcohol-
Nancy: How do you know what rubbing alcohol tastes like 0_0
Elizabeth: ...I've inhaled it before
Nancy: BRO YOU SNORTING IT?!
Elizabeth: IT WAS BY ACCIDENT
Nancy: THATS WHAT THEY ALL SAY!
Elizabeth: IT WAS TRUE THIS TIME
Nancy: YOU DONT WANT TO END UP LIKE ETHAN DO YOU?
Elizabeth: *GASP* NO NOT ETHAN
Nancy: YES ETHAN YOU BETTER STOP THIS OR YOURE OUT OF MY HOUSE WOMAN
Elizabeth: FINEEE ILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN FORGIVE ME-
Nancy: Good. Now I can go back to ordering my food
*gets fucking kicked out of the restaurant*
Elizabeth: You did it again didn't you?! How dare you accuse the waitress of....CHEATING >:((
Nancy: it's not my fault she's a WHORE
Elizabeth: >:0 She is my best friend how dare you!!
Nancy: YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW ITS TRUE
Elizabeth: *GASP* WE HAD AN AFFAIR ONE TIME, ONE TIME I SAY
