A miracle worker

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Elizabeth: FACE BOOK IS FOR OLD PPL, ARE YOU OLD NOW OR SOMETHING??

Nancy: OF COURSE NOT! *gets out of car and does yoga breathing* now let's go see the nuns..

Elizabeth: *Gets out of car* Fine it's not like they can magically fix me anyway >:((

Nancy: *grumbles and enters chuch*

Elizabeth: *Walks in after* Are we seeing sister Mary again-??

Nancy: No, we're seeing father Stephen. He can help you.

Elizabeth: For the last time I don't have no demon in me, I don't need to see him Again!

Nancy: That's what a demon would say! We'll save you Elisabeth I know you're in there!!

Elizabeth: *Fake?? hiss* Your delusional I am Elisabeth!

Nancy: out demon out! *flicks with holy water*

Elizabeth: *Screaming* It took me an hour to do my hair stop flicking that water at me crazy!!

*The priest walks in*

Nancy: father Stephen the demon is back!

Elizabeth: Its not!! I haven't had it sense I was 18!!

Father Stephen: OUT DAMNED DEMON GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!!

Nancy: is it working father?

Elizabeth: *Loud hissing and screaming* NOO STOP IT-

Father Stephen: OUT DEMON OUT MAY THE LORD BE MY WITNESS AND HELP ME IN THIS BANISHMENT AND FREEING OF ELIZABETHS POOR SOUL

Elizabeth: *Falls to the floor hissing, before stopping*

*priest leaves*

Nancy: oh my god Elizabeth are you okay?

Elizabeth: *GASP* What happened-?!

Nancy: The demons gone Elizabeth! It's gone now!

Elizabeth: Really?! But didn't you say that last time?

Nancy: Yes but it came back, but it's gone now it's gone

Elizabeth: Oh thank god! Such a fowl thing it is!

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